Why are Dog Turds and Women Similar?

[panthersix]

A - The older they get, the easier they are to pick up....

[Bravo57]

Where did you get this one? On a bazooka joe wrapper?

[Buzz]

When an old mans wife asked why he didn't do something useful with his time. She suggested he go down to the senior center and hang out with the
guys.

He did this and when he got home that night he told her that he had joined a parachute club.

She said "are you nuts? You're 73 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

He proudly showed her that he even got a membership card.

She said to him, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitutes Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again; he said and don't know what to do! I have signed up for five jumps a week!

It's hell getting old.