HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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Rangerguru
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010 , but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.



To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present


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Rock Island Ranger
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Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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Merry Christmas back at ya, brother. Some day, lets you and me get together, drink, shoot, eat and beat up some Liberals.
RS Class # 7-76

I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Rangerguru
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Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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I'm always up for a good old fashioned liberal beating, and if there drinking and shootin involved too....BONUS!!!
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present


Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
Jenny Lynn
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Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Post by Jenny Lynn »

Rangerguru,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!

Most importantly stay safe, Jenny
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei

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McD
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Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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Merry Christmas
C 2/75, 1st Plt, Wpns Sqd 76-79
RS 3-78
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Bravo57
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Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year back at you!
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1991-2000
RS 9-92
Task Force Ranger 1993


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Oto-Man
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Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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Merry Christmas!

or for the libs


Happy HanaRamaQuanzMas!!!
B Co 2/75 (WEBCO)
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
Oto-Man
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Lunch wrote:
Oto-Man wrote:Merry Christmas!

or for the libs


Happy HanaRamaQuanzMas!!!
Surprisingly enough, Michael Moore (yea, the greasy, fat one) used the expression "Merry Christmas" as he walked past my family just yesterday :shock: .

Oto-man: you do know he is slowly taking over Traverse City, don't you?!
:evil: :evil:
Thats why I'm in FLA Bro....That fat fuck and his ilk is half the problem with this country...
B Co 2/75 (WEBCO)
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
Rock Island Ranger
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Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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Lunch wrote:
Oto-Man wrote:Merry Christmas!

or for the libs


Happy HanaRamaQuanzMas!!!
Surprisingly enough, Michael Moore (yea, the greasy, fat one) used the expression "Merry Christmas" as he walked past my family just yesterday :shock: .

Oto-man: you do know he is slowly taking over Traverse City, don't you?!
:evil: :evil:
I could have gone all year without hearing that fucktards name.
RS Class # 7-76

I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
panthersix
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Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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Today is Festivus! Great celebration at work till we got to the wrestling part...then it got ugly...
Doc Mac
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104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
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