Puns for educated minds

[Ranger Ron]

PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference.. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it
was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'

15.. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. Some wives mend their husband's socks Others don't give a darn.

[Jim]

Terrible!

[289sotherhalf]

[McD]

Those are bad! :)

[RANGER513]

Huh......I don't get it ?

[K.Ingraham]

I don't get it ?

hmm, your wife confirms that.













(ducking for cover & swearing never to drive I-5 again!)