Wanna beer?

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » July 17th, 2004, 7:51 am

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer)- The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts, even on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it..... there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Fishing", "Hunting" or "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » July 17th, 2004, 9:41 am

Ride....any chance ytou could post exactly WHERE these offensive acts are taking place? Some of us would like the grid coordinates so we can, uhhh, well.....investigate.....being concerned citizens and all.....

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » July 17th, 2004, 10:03 am

How incredibly thoughtful, Rev! Good Samaritans! And here I wondered if those still existed.

Just let me warn you guys that there is no such thing as a passive observer... to view a scene is to become a part of it... and I wouldn't want to discover y'all had fallen victim........

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » July 17th, 2004, 10:11 am

Uhhhhhh......Ride, honey.....Im thinkin some of us would really relish the opportunity to be, uhhh....helpful and maybe catch the misguided and awful women who do this. And yes, I fell certain that we would sacrifice the virginity we have for the chance to help society.....

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » July 17th, 2004, 10:20 am

Taking one for the team eh?

Well I don't know about down there, but around here those women are known as cougars. Good thing a lot of you guys like hunting.

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » July 17th, 2004, 10:29 am

RideGrrl wrote: Well I don't know about down there, but around here those women are known as cougars. Good thing a lot of you guys like hunting.

Allfuckingright now....this things sounding like REEEEEEEEAL fun now. Once had the chance to masterbate a bobcat in a phone booth with a pine cone....man....talk about Fuuuuuun! This is real Ranger sport we're talking now.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » July 17th, 2004, 10:38 am

RideGrrl wrote: Taking one for the team eh?

Well I don't know about down there, but around here those women are known as cougars. Good thing a lot of you guys like hunting.

They have passed laws in California that state that cougars are not to be taken within the confines of that state. I was wondering what was wrong over there. Now I know.