I was bored and came up with these, whatcha think?

[PaintballXtreme101]

"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."

"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."

[Moni D]

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."

[Ranger Hopps]

Yea, you didn't come up with those, those are quotes from Emo Philips, 5 of the 7 can be found HERE

A simple search will find the other two

Hopps

[SRR2R]

Ouch. IstealotherpeoplesjokesXtreme101, I bet you probaby figured that lying about coming up with a joke is something so incidental that no one really cares. Although it might not matter much to you what I think, I think a little liar is still a liar. I'm also willing to bet that you picked the wrong place to determine whether or not people care about your dishonest attempt at humor. If you feel like you must lie in order to be funny, or otherwise impress people, that outta tell you something about yourself.

Good eye, Hopps.

[LowCrawler]

now watch him say something like

"i didnt mean i invented them, i mean they came to my head!"

[AngryPistols]

"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."

"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."

Main Entry: in·teg·ri·ty
Pronunciation: in-'te-gr&-tE
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English integrite, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French integrité, from Latin integritat-, integritas, from integr-, integer entire
Date: 14th century
1 : firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values : INCORRUPTIBILITY
2 : an unimpaired condition : SOUNDNESS
3 : the quality or state of being complete or undivided : COMPLETENESS
synonym see HONESTY

Hmmm...

[Rock Island Ranger]

Wow, never seen a Comic Poser busted before. Damn, Shitball....looks pretty bad eh? And...see what Angry Said....true. Hope it sticks.

[LowCrawler]

Man what a shitty thing to get banned over.....

loser.

[Spartan]

Man what a shitty thing to get banned over.....

loser.

Lowcrawler - You are not in possession of a license which allows you to 'pile on' the misfortune of others. Keep it up and you'll be next.