One day the Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding when they came upon a big valley.
Lone Ranger: We can cut down our ride time if we go thru the valley
Tonto: Kimosabe me no ride down there that is Commanche country. They no freindly.
Lone Ranger: C'mon we will ride soft they will not catch us.
Tonto: No I ride around.
So the Lone Ranger starts riding thru the valley. He almost gets thru when the Commanche capture him and take him to their chief.
Chief: I hear of you. You are the masked man. You do many good things. So I will let you have one thing each night and feed you well for 3 nights. Then you die at sunrise.
That night after the meal the Chief says what do you want?
Lone Ranger: My horse.
Silver comes over. The Lone Ranger whispers in his ear 2 hours later silver brings back a nice looking blonde. Silver takes her away before morning.
The next night after dinner the chief asks the masked man what does he want?
Lone Ranger: My horse
He whispers in silver's ear.
Two hours later silver brings back a large chested brunette. She goes into the Lone Rangers tent. Silver takes her away later that night.
Chief: This is your last night alive what do you want.
Lone Ranger: My horse
Chief: That damn good horse he is mine after you die.
Silver comes over. The Lone Ranger grabs him by his bridle. He whispers in his ear.
Lone Ranger: Ok Silver you stupid fucking horse. Maybe you can get it right this time. "Bring P-O-S-S-E not pussy you dumb sumbitch.
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The Lone Ranger's Demise
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