Indian tracker.

Hand Job · Post by **Hand Job** » June 22nd, 2004, 12:43 pm

An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says.

One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks, "How'd you know that!?."

"I know these things," replied the Indian.

They continue their journey, and a little while later the Indian stops, points, and says, "deer tracks."

"How'd you know that!?" asks the young pioneer once again.

"I know these things."

After another hour of journeying, the Indian jumps of his horse and puts his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come."

"How'd you know that!?"

"Ear wet."

AngryPistols · Post by **AngryPistols** » June 22nd, 2004, 1:19 pm

Not bad!!!

Hand Job · Post by **Hand Job** » June 22nd, 2004, 1:20 pm

Thank you. I didn't know if it would be funny or not so I gave it a shot.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » June 23rd, 2004, 9:02 pm

Hand Job wrote:Thank you. I didn't know if it would be funny or not so I gave it a shot.

hahahahha, now that was funnee!

You must be into autofellatio! Hand Job indeed

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » June 23rd, 2004, 9:19 pm

That was funny!!!

Hand Job · Post by **Hand Job** » June 24th, 2004, 11:49 am

Why'd they change my name to Hand Job? I must have said something stupid.

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » June 24th, 2004, 11:55 am

You don't necessarily have to do/say much to provoke a name change.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » June 24th, 2004, 12:10 pm

Terry Welshan wrote:Just be happy its not Knob Job.