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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Kentucky. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!


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Good one Kimmy!

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BadMuther wrote:Good one Kimmy!

Someone's a comedian today!
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Sounds familiar, doesn't it? :twisted: :lol:
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They grow bigger beards than the men too. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RideGrrl wrote:Canadian Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Kentucky. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye! :twisted: ;)


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I refer to you Ranger Bells comment to Tessa...."get in the truck Bitch". NOone needs no damned woman who can whip his ass. Aint funny...not even a little bit, :twisted: :evil: ......... :wink:
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H8train1/75 wrote:They grow bigger beards than the men too. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What the hell kinda Canucks do you know? Yikes. :shock: :? :lol: The ones wearing the jerseys, on skates, with the funny sticks...... I know they're too furry to identify, but I swear, those are men!
Abell9 wrote:I refer to you Ranger Bells comment to Tessa...."get in the truck Bitch". NOone needs no damned woman who can whip his ass. Aint funny...not even a little bit, :twisted: :evil: ......... :wink:
.... sure thing. I'll get in MY truck... :twisted: 8) :wink:
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The first time I met my wife, I had just returned from RVN. My duffel bag had just arrived home and I was digging in it for some clothes, and I could feel someone watching me. I turned around, looked at her and asked, "What the fuck are you looking at?" Without blinking, she says, "YOU, what the fuck did you think I was looking at?" I knew right then that we were really going to get along.
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Slowpoke wrote:The first time I met my wife, I had just returned from RVN. My duffel bag had just arrived home and I was digging in it for some clothes, and I could feel someone watching me. I turned around, looked at her and asked, "What the fuck are you looking at?" Without blinking, she says, "YOU, what the fuck did you think I was looking at?" I knew right then that we were really going to get along.
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Slowpoke wrote:The first time I met my wife, I had just returned from RVN. My duffel bag had just arrived home and I was digging in it for some clothes, and I could feel someone watching me. I turned around, looked at her and asked, "What the fuck are you looking at?" Without blinking, she says, "YOU, what the fuck did you think I was looking at?" I knew right then that we were really going to get along.
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