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Looon
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"Life is all about ass....either you are covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it."
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Vee
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:D

Usually all of the above at the same time.....
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Ranger Luna wrote:"Life is all about ass....either you are covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it."
Steadfast wrote:but......most of us wipe our ass too! .....or the baby's ass, or your 4 y.o.'s ass. Then there are those few asswipes yer meet. they are dummer than shit.......and worst of all is trying to avoid those people yer know jes by looking at em.......yer can see they have their heads up their asses.....I often wonder how they can breathe much less think.......And don't yer jes hate it whenever yer are walkin wit yer girl or wife.....A big busted Roundest ass comes jauntin by and you can't keep your eyes off her......Then you make excuses to go where she will pass the next day and lust after that big titted wimen with the oh so round ass......Then one of your buds comes by and you tell him yer leavin yer girlfriend for that honey......and your friend tells you.....she was a he until she got her operation........ :shock:
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Post by LowCrawler »

Like my dad always told me....
"son, you spend the first 9 months of your life achin to get out, and after that, you dont do anything but try to get back in."
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