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Vee
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More things kids do or say

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Three nights ago my five year old daughter came wandering into the living room with a pillowcase full of toys thrown over her shoulder.

"Look, Daddy!"

I looked. I waited for her to say something about Santa Claus.

"I'm carrying all my toys in my nutsack!"


WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM????


Two nights ago. Lawdog and another friend are over for dinner. After dinner, Lawdog decides he wants a Ranger high and tight. Shaved on the sides and everything.

So while my wife is giving him the razor part of his haircut (she had lots of practice) I'm constantly telling all the kids to stay away from them so he doesn't get cut.

One particular time, after being yelled at yet again to stay away, she stomps off and yells:

"STEP AWAY FROM THE LUNA!!!"

No shit.

Lawdog started laughin so hard he almost lost an ear.
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V-Rod wrote:Three nights ago my five year old daughter came wandering into the living room with a pillowcase full of toys thrown over her shoulder.

"Look, Daddy!"

I looked. I waited for her to say something about Santa Claus.

"I'm carrying all my toys in my nutsack!"


WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM????


Two nights ago. Lawdog and another friend are over for dinner. After dinner, Lawdog decides he wants a Ranger high and tight. Shaved on the sides and everything.

So while my wife is giving him the razor part of his haircut (she had lots of practice) I'm constantly telling all the kids to stay away from them so he doesn't get cut.

One particular time, after being yelled at yet again to stay away, she stomps off and yells:

"STEP AWAY FROM THE LUNA!!!"

No shit.

Lawdog started laughin so hard he almost lost an ear.
:shock: 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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True story. I about fell over. Both the nutsack and the Luna comment about killed me. Thankfully both ears are still attached. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It's a sad day when "Luna" becomes a household name!! :shock: :lol: :lol:

Glad ya made it out of there in tact lawdog!
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rangercamaro wrote:It's a sad day when "Luna" becomes a household name!! :shock: :lol: :lol:
What's wrong with that. 8) Im famous. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ranger Luna wrote:
rangercamaro wrote:It's a sad day when "Luna" becomes a household name!! :shock: :lol: :lol:
What's wrong with that. 8) Im famous. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Or maybe Im infamous? :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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