A man was walking though a grocery store with his son.
The boy took a bag of potato chips and put it into the cart.
The Father took the chips and put them back on the shelf.
The boy looked at his father with an expression on his face, who in the fuck do you think you are. He then took the potato chips once more and put them back in the cart.
The father took a deep breath, then once more took the bag of potato chips back out of the cart and put them on the shelf.
The boy lied face down and started kicking, punching and screaming blood murder.
Everyone in the store came running to see the father with an expression on his face as if he wanted someone to shoot him on the spot.
The T.V. screen then went black; then big white letters appeared.
WEAR A CONDOM!!
Thank God for public school sex education.
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
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http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K45m79fEyz8
It was actually a bag of candy, not chips, but the original version is in Dutch, so it's not like many of us would know what the hell he's saying. Hell, the version I linked has it redubbed into English and I still can't understand what he's saying.
It was actually a bag of candy, not chips, but the original version is in Dutch, so it's not like many of us would know what the hell he's saying. Hell, the version I linked has it redubbed into English and I still can't understand what he's saying.
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LoL, that is it. I forgot it was candy. I saw it three years ago as a Jr. in high school and when I was reading all of the jokes about Rangers and their kids I remembered this commercial. Thankfully Ranger EvilCouch found the video that I was unsuccessful in doing.
Leadership is an action, not a position.
RIP: US Marine Lance Cpl. Troy Nealey 82-06
RIP: US Army SSG. Ricky Kieffer 69-05
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OIF 07-08
RIP: US Marine Lance Cpl. Troy Nealey 82-06
RIP: US Army SSG. Ricky Kieffer 69-05
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