Too much turkey dinner?

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Too much turkey dinner?

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It makes a "gobble, gobble" noise when I urinate. What should I do, Doc?

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don't urinate
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EarthPig wrote:It makes a "gobble, gobble" noise when I urinate. What should I do, Doc?

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Stop letting the fucker in the bathroom when you go in there. :roll: :lol:
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The Sleepy Doc wrote:don't urinate
ahhh, the classic, " then don't ......"

good catch Doc!
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Fishboy wrote:
The Sleepy Doc wrote:don't urinate
ahhh, the classic, " then don't ......"

good catch Doc!
I wasn't sure if I should say that or "cut the fucker off.."
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The Sleepy Doc wrote:
Fishboy wrote:
The Sleepy Doc wrote:don't urinate
ahhh, the classic, " then don't ......"

good catch Doc!
I wasn't sure if I should say that or "cut the fucker off.."
either way, G2G!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Take some Motrin and go see Fish in the morning.


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EarthPig wrote:It makes a "gobble, gobble" noise when I urinate. What should I do, Doc?

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Tell the guy kneeling down before you to quit making all that noise.
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EarthPig wrote:It makes a "gobble, gobble" noise when I urinate. What should I do, Doc?

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Quit pissing on the turkey....your family has to eat that shit....sicko!
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Take a knee, face out, pull security and drink water. If it continues, change your socks and powder your feet.
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hobbit wrote:
EarthPig wrote:It makes a "gobble, gobble" noise when I urinate. What should I do, Doc?

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Tell the guy kneeling down before you to quit making all that noise.
OK...."QUIT MAKING THAT NOISE, HOBBIT!" :lol:

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Ranger Earth Pig, I recommend having some more turkey and see if your condition gets better or worse. One time is not a pattern...
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