Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?
An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is *!"
An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good *!"
A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having had a 10 mile swim to shore, a five crawl through swamps, and a 25 mile march in jungle, at night, through enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great *."
A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 pound pack on his back and a 15 pound weapon in each hand, after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this *."
An Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of * is this?"
If you are in doubt in what to choose
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I've never heard of Seals carrying rucks... :?
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Life is nothing more than a ladder, climb it better, higher, faster.
Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Never quit, and permanently destroy the little part of your mind that says...."I can't." - Ranger BadMuther
Re: If you are in doubt in what to choose
Terry Welshan wrote:Should read "I'm gonna write a book about this *."Swoff wrote:Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?
A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having had a 10 mile swim to shore, a five crawl through swamps, and a 25 mile march in jungle, at night, through enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great *."
or a movie!!!!!!
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Re: If you are in doubt in what to choose
Swoff wrote:Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?
An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is *!"
An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good *!"
A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having had a 10 mile swim to shore, a five crawl through swamps, and a 25 mile march in jungle, at night, through enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great *."
You fucking new guys need to get off the SEAL dick. This isn't a SEAL site. I fucking hate SEAL's they suck on land. A SEAL couldn't make it 100meters with a ruck so shut the fuck up. If you are going to post somthing post the right shit.![]()
A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 pound pack on his back and a 15 pound weapon in each hand, after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this *."
An Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of * is this?"
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My physics teacher is a naval acadamy grad....(he's such a homo..), he's always talking about the seals and the marines and how they're superior to the Army and blah blah blah...I just quoted the board and told him they were just a little bitched up Army talking navy lingo.
...I've got a "D" in citizenship now...but it was worth being able to see his reaction. LMFAO!
My physics teacher is a naval acadamy grad....(he's such a homo..), he's always talking about the seals and the marines and how they're superior to the Army and blah blah blah...I just quoted the board and told him they were just a little bitched up Army talking navy lingo.

...I've got a "D" in citizenship now...but it was worth being able to see his reaction. LMFAO!
"Just know who you ARE and drive the fuck on!" - Ranger Steadfast
Life is nothing more than a ladder, climb it better, higher, faster.
Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Never quit, and permanently destroy the little part of your mind that says...."I can't." - Ranger BadMuther
Life is nothing more than a ladder, climb it better, higher, faster.
Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Never quit, and permanently destroy the little part of your mind that says...."I can't." - Ranger BadMuther