Random thought of the moment.

[K.Ingraham]

Oh rats. I forgot that this is a public forum. Looks like I'll never be able to run for public office. Aw shucks.

Kevin, you are an officer in the 75th RRA. How much more public is there?

Right. Two strikes. We won't be looking forward to "Mayor Ingraham" anytime soon then will we? :D

[rgrokelley]

I don't have time to celebrate Festivus. Besides this is merely a made up holiday that has all of its traditions created out of thin air.

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I'll stick to Kwanzaa any time. The one true holiday!

[Lefty]

I don't have time to celebrate Festivus. Besides this is merely a made up holiday that has all of its traditions created out of thin air.

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I'll stick to Kwanzaa any time. The one true holiday!

Sounds like somebody just completed their latest sensitivity training.

[Jim]

I don't have time to celebrate Festivus. Besides this is merely a made up holiday that has all of its traditions created out of thin air.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'll stick to Kwanzaa any time. The one true holiday!

Sounds like somebody just completed their latest sensitivity training.

Karl, does this mean we have to give up our maroon skullcaps?

[Lefty]

I don't have time to celebrate Festivus. Besides this is merely a made up holiday that has all of its traditions created out of thin air.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'll stick to Kwanzaa any time. The one true holiday!

Sounds like somebody just completed their latest sensitivity training.

Karl, does this mean we have to give up our maroon skullcaps?

Once again you have sideswiped my head

[RangerX]

Is there anything in the world that can't be made better with bacon?

[cams]

Is there anything in the world that can't be made better with bacon?

Yep.

Pussy. I suppose there's some pussy out there that could be made much better with bacon.

I want pussy to taste like nice clean pussy. I don't like bacon pussy. They already gone and fucked up the coffee and beer to suit the chics and sissies with a faggotry of different flavors. It's coffee goddammit, leave it be.

Coffee, pussy, bacon, beer, football. The 5 priorities of work on a sunday morning.

[RangerX]

Is there anything in the world that can't be made better with bacon?

A Nancy and Hillary sandwich.

Eat the bacon. Throw away the rest of the sandwich. Much better.

Pussy. I suppose there's some pussy out there that could be made much better with bacon.

I want pussy to taste like nice clean pussy. I don't like bacon pussy. They already gone and fucked up the coffee and beer to suit the chics and sissies with a faggotry of different flavors. It's coffee goddammit, leave it be.

OK, so if the pussy comes pre-packaged with bacon-flavor, it is probably past its sell-by date. Bacon as a side dish could certainly enhance the scenario IMHO though.

Yeah, so bacon flavored coffee or beer would be uber gay, BUT you can't argue that eating bacon while drinking either coffee or beer wouldn't be a power boost of porky goodness.

[KW Driver]

my CDR had his Festivus gathering last night.

Chocolate covered bacon on a stick. and yes it was.

[cams]

OK, so if the pussy comes pre-packaged with bacon-flavor, it is probably past its sell-by date. Bacon as a side dish could certainly enhance the scenario IMHO though.

Concure. Very concure.

Yeah, so bacon flavored coffee or beer would be uber gay, BUT you can't argue that eating bacon while drinking either coffee or beer wouldn't be a power boost of porky goodness.

I posted this somewhere before in here but there's actually a place here in Boston that makes its own Bacon-Flavored Beer. No shit. :D

It's not available for carry-out, yet, but if/when they bottle it, I'll send you some for your next link-up.

[RANGER513]

Tomorrow, 12-22:

The un-official, official " Aww, shit ! I gotta start my Christmas shopping " day for guys.

[rgrokelley]

Tomorrow, 12-22:

The un-official, official " Aww, shit ! I gotta start my Christmas shopping " day for guys.

I once saw a certain CSM, walk into an outlet mall on Christmas eve. Buy something for all four members of his immediate family, and walk out again... in less than 15 minutes. Then go get beer.

It was an amazing display of heartfelt and well thought out gift giving.

[RangerX]

Tomorrow, 12-22:

The un-official, official " Aww, shit ! I gotta start my Christmas shopping " day for guys.

I once saw a certain CSM, walk into an outlet mall on Christmas eve. Buy something for all four members of his immediate family, and walk out again... in less than 15 minutes. Then go get beer.

It was an amazing display of heartfelt and well thought out gift giving.

The "Island of misfit toys" method, I've employed it often. Anything left on the shelves at that time will appreciate a good home.

[Slowpoke]

A Flying Fish can leap up to 25' out of the water and glide for more than 500'!