Random thought of the moment.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » September 14th, 2007, 4:47 pm

Stupidity should be painful.

StrykeFirst · Post by **StrykeFirst** » September 24th, 2007, 4:58 am

Why is it that when 2 people dont speak the same language...The one that speaks english always thinks it will help to say the same shit you've been trying to say all along just in a louder voice?

Also, on the same note. Knowing full well most Hadji dosent speak english, I will still get the worst case of the ass when he dosent understand "get out of the car" till I point my weapon at his face?

StrykeFirst · Post by **StrykeFirst** » September 24th, 2007, 5:17 am

No shit there I was....(No, really, This part really happened)

At the local drinking facility when I hear this exact story come from two-tables to my left.

Guy #1 says loudly "No shit there I was"

Guy #2 says "Oh yea, where were ya?"

Guy #1 still way to loud "Northern Iraq, Mosul, West Side"

Guy #2 says "A'right, so what happened"

Guy #1 says WAY to loud "3 day OP, watching a major IED intersection, me and my buddy both fall asleep together...No ones on guard and when I wake up I find my buddy is gone, I'm surrounded by 15 heavily armed hadji, and I'm down to my last cigarette and an E-Tool"

Guy #3 "Oh shit, Well fuck man, Were you scared?"

Guy #2 "Oh yea, what the hell were you scared of pussy?"

Now I've heard a variation of this story from my old man when I was growing up and at this point I can't believe this is really happening to me until...

Guy #1 lowers his voice, locks me in with a Blue-Steel look and says "I was scared one of those motherfuckers was gonna get away."

I think I might have pooped myself when it happened.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » September 24th, 2007, 12:51 pm

Darksaga wrote:Stupidity should be painful.

It always has been for me. Example: I was cleaning out my pay-out-the-ass-storage facility and had to get rid of a crappy wooden entertainment center. I needed it gone right then and had no saws or tools to take it apart. Then, as if the thought descended from heaven, I looked down at the two meat-mallets attached to my arms, and preceded to make the entertainment center into small pieces that I could fit into the dumpster. I didn't break anything that time, but my hands were scabbed, blue, purple, and yellow claws for a few weeks. I couldn't even beat off...almost.

cams · Post by **cams** » September 29th, 2007, 10:53 am

"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid."

John Wayne

roadtheshortbus · September 29th, 2007, 11:18 am

I'm at the main gate at work, nice looking blonde pulls up in a jacked-up 4x4, I wave her through, look at the truck and on the bumper is a sticker that says,.

"IF YOU'RE GOIN TO RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR"

GoldCoast · Post by **GoldCoast** » September 29th, 2007, 11:43 am

Darksaga wrote:I found Pastor in China!

I'd eat it. :)

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » September 29th, 2007, 9:03 pm

WHAT the fuck am I going to do when I grow up ???????

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » October 3rd, 2007, 6:02 pm

rgrpuck wrote:WHAT the fuck am I going to do when I grow up ???????

Hopefully women.

knocking em out CSM

Rock Island Ranger · October 3rd, 2007, 6:06 pm

rgrpuck wrote:WHAT the fuck am I going to do when I grow up ???????

You know, Bert...Ive given that some thought on your behalf.

1. Taking orders from your wife.
2. Begging your wife to go hunting with Andy.
3. Begging your wife to quit giving you orders.
4. Begging your wife for a horse.
5. Begging your wife.....period.

Not me man, Im king of my....well.....maybe a Prince or something...fuck...Im a Serf just like you.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » October 4th, 2007, 10:55 am

Abell9 wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:WHAT the fuck am I going to do when I grow up ???????
You know, Bert...Ive given that some thought on your behalf.

1. Taking orders from your wife.
2. Begging your wife to go hunting with Andy.
3. Begging your wife to quit giving you orders.
4. Begging your wife for a horse.
5. Begging your wife.....period.

Not me man, Im king of my....well.....maybe a Prince or something...fuck...Im a Serf just like you.

FROG muther fucker

Jim · Post by **Jim** » October 4th, 2007, 11:04 am

rgrpuck wrote:WHAT the fuck am I going to do when I grow up ???????

I've been wondering the same thing for the past couple years.

I was hoping you had the answer, Bert.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 4th, 2007, 11:33 am

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RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 4th, 2007, 12:06 pm

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Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » October 5th, 2007, 1:21 am

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:? Man I've been out of the loop too long! WTF is this?