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Darksaga wrote:Received a call from my unit today. The body fat work sheet they had me submit through the local recruiter so I can mobilize turns out not to be the proper document. While I can still mobilize I have to be retaped at the next drill weekend by the XO?

What the flying fuck! :evil:
You have body fat? :twisted:
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I'm 15 lbs over for my height.

If I had a circumcision that would take care of the problem.
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Darksaga wrote:I'm 15 lbs over for my height.

If I had a circumcision that would take care of the problem.

You meant to say "have a hysterectomy" didnt you?
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Darksaga wrote:I'm 15 lbs over for my height.

If I had a circumcision that would take care of the problem.
That's a pretty good come back.
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Tenn-RGR wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
Darksaga wrote:I'm 15 lbs over for my height.

If I had a circumcision that would take care of the problem.

You meant to say "have a hysterectomy" didnt you?
Took the words right outta my mouth. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock:

I wasn't aware the two of you were that hot for me.
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Tenn-RGR wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
Darksaga wrote:I'm 15 lbs over for my height.

If I had a circumcision that would take care of the problem.

You meant to say "have a hysterectomy" didnt you?
Took the cock right outta my mouth. :lol: :lol: :lol:
WTF? :?
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Tenn-RGR wrote:
RRDTm3 wrote:
Tenn-RGR wrote: Took the words right outta my mouth. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dont forget guys, I love the cock. Thats right Bubba Loves the cock!!!!!!!!!!Ok Im done spotlighting....Did somebody say steak?!
Holy shit Bubba, save that shit for Ford!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

when you say cock and Bubba you must mean chicken!
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Take a shit like the opening post of this thread & ya don't gotta worry about 15 lbs!
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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Tirehouse wrote:I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I have this sticker on my locker at work, just so the brass can hear me thinking when I'm not there and they're snooping around. :lol: :twisted:
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Darksaga wrote:I'm 15 lbs over for my height.

If I had a circumcision that would take care of the problem.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very nice!
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I notice as I view pics of naked women, that the hairy V is making a comeback... ?

Women, why is that?

Nicely shaved and smooth is so much more.......slippery.
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I found Pastor in China!

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Darksaga wrote:I found Pastor in China!

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Look at that slant-eyed cat...I mean the cat.
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Why do garbage trucks over here always start work along with RUSH HOUR trafic? :roll:
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