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How come when I do physical therapy, and the hot little assistant brings me to a small room, with a single bed in it, and straps me into the traction/torture device... I have flashbacks of the second floor of the Ancon Inn in Panama City?
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rgrokelley wrote:How come when I do physical therapy, and the hot little assistant brings me to a small room, with a single bed in it, and straps me into the traction/torture device... I have flashbacks of the second floor of the Ancon Inn in Panama City?
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rgrokelley wrote:How come when I do physical therapy, and the hot little assistant brings me to a small room, with a single bed in it, and straps me into the traction/torture device... I have flashbacks of the second floor of the Ancon Inn in Panama City?
Had an Ancon Inn tshirt yrs ago with a depiction of a Killer Man like Ranger carrying a hooker over his shoulder on the back of the shirt, and Ancon Inn Ranger on the left chest of shirt.

Was this one of your works of art as well?
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I had a 10% discount for the Ancon Inn.
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cams wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:How come when I do physical therapy, and the hot little assistant brings me to a small room, with a single bed in it, and straps me into the traction/torture device... I have flashbacks of the second floor of the Ancon Inn in Panama City?
Had an Ancon Inn tshirt yrs ago with a depiction of a Killer Man like Ranger carrying a hooker over his shoulder on the back of the shirt, and Ancon Inn Ranger on the left chest of shirt.

Was this one of your works of art as well?
Nah, not mine. I did do one, I think it was "Paratroopers - we're the ones your mother warned you about" with a similiar pose.
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Why is Google Chrome's spell check retarded ?
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Flesh Thorn wrote:Why is Google Chrome's spell check retarded ?
More retarded than apple's ignorance of cussing till taught to retarded, or a special kinda retarded?
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I Love this thread!

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Jenny Lynn wrote:I Love this thread!

Happy Armed Forces Day to you all! Jenny

Welcome back Jenny. Hope you are feeling better. Missed yah.
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Steadfast wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:I Love this thread!

Happy Armed Forces Day to you all! Jenny

Welcome back Jenny. Hope you are feeling better. Missed yah.
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Rangers Steadfast and Jim,

Thank you both, truly missed all the fun here at army ranger.com

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What has my life come to when the most exciting thing I have going on right now is the fact that my kid has taken a dump on a toilet 3 days in a row?

Ahhhh retirement.

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rangertough wrote:What has my life come to when the most exciting thing I have going on right now is the fact that my kid has taken a dump on a toilet 3 days in a row?

Ahhhh retirement.

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Yepp the first day in 10 years you can go to WAL-MART without a diaper bag is a WIN for sure.....lol!!!
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This is one of those rare occasions where I warn you first. In fact, won't even provide a link.

All I'm saying is this - do NOT google the term "Cosby Sweater".

Seriously.

Don't.
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