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Lunch wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Howdy all, I couldn't help but reply with a "Polish women and food definitely rock!" comment Sorry to have been a stranger and Hope all is well, Jenny
No need to be sorry, everybody likes a little strange.
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What's up JL. Hope all is well.
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Never a good idea to drink a bottle of JD single barrel with your dad and then have a serious conversation on your view of the world and humanity with your liberal wife. No drunk sex for me...


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RMP-RLTW wrote:Never a good idea to drink a bottle of JD single barrel with your dad and then have a serious conversation on your view of the world and humanity with your liberal wife. No drunk sex for me...


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RMP-RLTW wrote:.......with your liberal wife. No drunk sex for me...
One word.....Ether !
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Holy crap! I think I turned it around! I may be the best salesman on the planet! There might be hope for drunk sex yet!


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Flesh Thorn wrote:
RMP-RLTW wrote:.......with your liberal wife. No drunk sex for me...
One word.....Ether !
Yep. Soak one of your socks in it, draw a bunny face on it, and sneak up begin her with the Ether Bunny.
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You know what goes a long way towards the possibility of drunk sex? Not wasting your time posting a play-by-play of the stalk on the interwebs....
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RangerX wrote:You know what goes a long way towards the possibility of drunk sex? Not wasting your time posting a play-by-play of the stalk on the interwebs....
No stalk needed. She was as angry, drunk and apparently horny as I was.

I never would have married a liberal if she wasn't so nasty in the bed room.


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So my 9 year old Autistic son is standing in the bathroom staring in the shitter (clean) laughing like a fool.

My wife says "Hey, maybe he'll be a SEAL one day."
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Towedjmpr wrote:So my 9 year old Autistic son is standing in the bathroom staring in the shitter (clean) laughing like a fool.

My wife says "Hey, maybe he'll be a SEAL one day."
I just sprained something.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Towedjmpr wrote:So my 9 year old Autistic son is standing in the bathroom staring in the shitter (clean) laughing like a fool.

My wife says "Hey, maybe he'll be a SEAL one day."

Woah, woah, woah! A SEAL!? Really!?












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Just to add to it, she said she thought he was staring at the mirror.

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Towedjmpr wrote:Just to add to it, she said she thought he was staring at the mirror.

:grin:
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