Pretty kitties

Looon · Post by **Looon** » September 4th, 2006, 4:38 pm

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » September 4th, 2006, 6:11 pm

there was a skunk that lived in the drainage ditch, at the inside corner of the loop at the ISB of JRTC at Alexandria.

me and a buddy were coming back to the chicken coop (circus tents got replaced) from the shower point one night. well, we'd seen this guy in the ditch for several days, no big deal. he never seemed to notice anyone and we, well, we didn't fuck with him cause he's a skunk.

so we stop and watch him root around on the oposite bank then he freezes. looks up, right at us. we start trying to do math, and how far he can shoot that shit? and even if he misses us, are we going to smell him all night? or will he run over here and then hit us? how fast are these fuckers?

oh shit, his tail's up, even if he's aiming in the wrong direction right this second, how close exactly are we from getting hit?

we back peddled a little, told him what a cool dude he was and moved the fuck out. a year later, he was gone. I always wondered if he got anybody.

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » September 4th, 2006, 6:45 pm

haz-mat · Post by **haz-mat** » September 5th, 2006, 11:22 am

Yeah, think it was '92 or so and one of the guys in my plt. got hit by one pulling security on an airfield. Man that was a long flight home. Aircrew gave him a flight suit, and he had to sit way up in the tail of the bird all the way back. BDU's of course were jettisoned on the airfield. Still wonder how they explained that one to CIF. Guy in question still in, wearing green beanie these days.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 5th, 2006, 11:28 am

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 7th, 2006, 12:59 pm

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » September 7th, 2006, 9:46 pm

" Now that's some bad smelling Puddy Tat"

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » September 7th, 2006, 10:03 pm

That photo just had to have been snapped in the South somewhere.

T0000009 · Post by **T0000009** » September 8th, 2006, 8:34 am

Scuba Wino wrote:It looks like the area behind 1st Batt. Not the skunks, but the chicks......

How would you know??

Lookig for pussy back there again??

trying to pick up lines on the younger generation??

Watching Real Rangers at work??

Fucking Homo!!

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