need help getting back in

nosweat · Post by **nosweat** » December 20th, 2005, 4:59 pm

I'm new to the site, i figured if anyone might have some usefull advice for me it'd be a ranger. First of all I''m female.

I was discharged after bct because the doc. said i had some abnormal cells on my cervix that might be cancerous. So before i was dischharged i went to my civilian doc. over exodus and he said i was fine and that many people have that. I got a note from him saying i had no restrictions and that i was fine to go back to training. somehow the note never got up the C.O.C. and there i was with my separation papersin hand a month later. It's been months since i've been in training i've been trying to get back in every since. The recruiters told me I had to get another note from my civilian doc. I did, and i had to pass a P.T. test. 300 not a problem!!!! (honestly if i could i would have got and option 40, but lack of penis keeps me from doin that so...) Every since then i've been checking on the progress periodically and no change. Is there anything I can do to speed up the process? :?

Goog · Post by **Goog** » December 20th, 2005, 5:21 pm

So the Doc said you had cooties huh?????

Back in my day, the "boys" all had a spray for that kind of stuff.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » December 20th, 2005, 5:23 pm

nosweat, PM inbound.

You can find that hyperlink on the top, right hand corner of your screen, it should say something like................

You have ? new message(s).

kclemens · Post by **kclemens** » December 20th, 2005, 5:26 pm

I'm new to the site, i figured if anyone might have some usefull advice for me it'd be a ranger

Ranger is capitalized.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » December 20th, 2005, 7:56 pm

nosweat wrote:I'm new to the site, i figured if anyone might have some usefull advice for me it'd be a ranger. First of all I''m female. I was discharged after bct because the doc. said i had some abnormal cells on my cervix that might be cancerous. So before i was dischharged i went to my civilian doc. over exodus and he said i was fine and that many people have that. I got a note from him saying i had no restrictions and that i was fine to go back to training. somehow the note never got up the C.O.C. and there i was with my separation papersin hand a month later. It's been months since i've been in training i've been trying to get back in every since. The recruiters told me I had to get another note from my civilian doc. I did, and i had to pass a P.T. test. 300 not a problem!!!! (honestly if i could i would have got and option 40, but lack of penis keeps me from doin that so...) Every since then i've been checking on the progress periodically and no change. Is there anything I can do to speed up the process? :?

Post an intro in the appropriate forum coochise.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » December 21st, 2005, 2:19 am

nosweat wrote:honestly if i could i would have got and option 40, but lack of penis keeps me from doin that so...)

No Duh!

VAK · Post by **VAK** » December 21st, 2005, 7:58 am

AbnRgr289 wrote:
nosweat wrote:honestly if i could i would have got and option 40, but lack of penis keeps me from doin that so...)
No Duh!

Admit it, my coochise thing was funny... I was going to say something a little more graphic but I figured a woman whos'e cooter was all fucked up was probably depressed enough without me fucking with her.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » December 21st, 2005, 9:01 am

It was funny.

In fact, it was fucking funny.

It was almost as funny as a fucking chick saying the only thing between her and an Opt-40 is lack of cock.

The Almighty says she's come to the right place! :D

No Opt-40 but....

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » December 21st, 2005, 9:12 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:No Opt-40 but....

Plenty of cock!

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » December 21st, 2005, 9:24 am

The Holmchicken wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:No Opt-40 but....
Plenty of cock!

You gotta admit, she stepped right into that one.

The Holmchicken · December 21st, 2005, 10:13 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:
The Holmchicken wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:No Opt-40 but....
Plenty of cock!
You gotta admit, she stepped right into that one.

Oh yeah. However, there may be a new, uh, job in the RSC. Like Regimental Fluffer.

66G_RN · Post by **66G_RN** » December 21st, 2005, 10:48 am

Nosweat, first, post an intro in the appropriate forum. Second, find an avatar or a Ranger moderator will find one for you.

Third, you had an abnormal Pap smear. You are doing the right thing getting this squared away before moving on in your training. I'm sure your doc briefed you on his impression about what causes this and what, if anything, you can do to prevent it.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Keep the conversation flowing with your recruiter so you can get what you want to get your Army career moving.

This message brought to you by your friendly OB/GYN nurse! :D

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » December 21st, 2005, 11:27 am

Jesus Christ!

Fucking pap-smear advice on ArmyRanger.com!!!

Don't you fucking women know what pms (oh, look...a pun!) are for?

The fucking place has just turned into a stirrup-clinic.

I'm off to slit my fucking wrists.

66G_RN · Post by **66G_RN** » December 21st, 2005, 12:34 pm

Roger that Ranger KH. I'll keep the Midol to myself!

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » December 21st, 2005, 2:24 pm

66G_RN wrote:Roger that Ranger KH. I'll keep the Midol to myself!

Er...got any gauze?

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