ching lan quang tu fao!!
ching lan quang tu fao!!
I am the last of the true ninjas....and I am here to take this Forum by force! (My lips aren't moving with the words) Prepare to meet your maker! Swish!whoooosh!
RLTW
EP
RLTW
EP
Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.
Oh Master of Fu, I have already done six complete katas right under your nose. They were so swift, you didn't even see them. SWISH!WHOOSH!SWASH!! The ninjas are masters of stealth...you will be no match for me!
RLTW
EP
RLTW
EP
Last edited by Earthpig on December 13th, 2003, 8:15 pm, edited 4 times in total.
Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.
Rock...too...big.....no fall.Ranger FO wrote:EP, I found one for you. Its Iron Crotch Kung Fu. This is what you need to do:
1. Find a large heavy rock
2. Place rock on a near by wall
3. Tie a leather thong (rope) securely around the rock
4. Tie the other end of the rope around your scrotum
5. Assume a horse riding stance and walk backwards pulling the rock off the wall and let swing.
and last but not least,
6. Take 4 motrin and call me in the morning!
Scrotum....stretch.....stretch.....snap!....splatter on wall.
Ninja very sore. No Fight Today.
Spartan -
Can I keep the homepage? I LOVE it!
Weedirt-
Blow me.
RLTW
EP
Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.