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ching lan quang tu fao!!

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I am the last of the true ninjas....and I am here to take this Forum by force! (My lips aren't moving with the words) Prepare to meet your maker! Swish!whoooosh! :x
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Oh Master of Fu, I have already done six complete katas right under your nose. They were so swift, you didn't even see them. SWISH!WHOOSH!SWASH!! The ninjas are masters of stealth...you will be no match for me! :x
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Here I am! Your reflexes are slow! SWOOSH! :x
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Post by Spartan »

Damn EP - you'll never kill him with a slow connection like that. :cry:
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Spartan wrote:Damn EP - you'll never kill him with a slow connection like that. :cry:
Ah, Renohopper, that is a good observation. HOWEVER, all I have to do is speed up the film to make my punches lightning fast! That's what they do in Hahrrywood. :x
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Heheh. Image :lol:
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You guys are fucking nuts. Of course I wouldn't have expected anything less from Rangers.

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Just like a true Martial Arts film. Not once did I see your lips move when you talked. :x :twisted:
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Ranger FO wrote:EP, I found one for you. Its Iron Crotch Kung Fu. This is what you need to do:

1. Find a large heavy rock
2. Place rock on a near by wall
3. Tie a leather thong (rope) securely around the rock
4. Tie the other end of the rope around your scrotum
5. Assume a horse riding stance and walk backwards pulling the rock off the wall and let swing.

and last but not least,

6. Take 4 motrin and call me in the morning!
Rock...too...big.....no fall.
Scrotum....stretch.....stretch.....snap!....splatter on wall.
Ninja very sore. No Fight Today. :x

Spartan -
Can I keep the homepage? I LOVE it! :lol:

Weedirt-
Blow me.

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Post by Spartan »

EarthPig wrote:Can I keep the homepage? I LOVE it! :lol:

Weedirt-
Blow me.
Hey, it's your profile not mine, but I would recommend including this in your sigfile as the Blue Ranger kicks ass over the rest of them:

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I always thought Ultra Man kicked ass over the Power Rangers anyway. 8)
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Post by Saltbitch »

Apparently, his location is 'right behind you'...and his occupation IS you. WTF is going on around here? :shock:

wierdart, that's funny...NOW PUSH!!! :twisted:

DAMN, I just passed up Jody!!! I suppose all of these cocky/cockless new Depshits helped me fill my quota. '...with a little help from my friends...' :lol:
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:shock:
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