Not really funny but.. a video I just made

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Kilted Heathen
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

You fucking asshole!
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"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
Kilted Heathen
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

As I told you on USP.org...

If you're gonna plagarize the Ranger creed, you better stop this daydreaming bullshit and start fucking doing pt.
"WE are better trained and we will fight with all our might?"

Your fucking chain of command is trying to get you to Pre-Ranger and you send me pms' sniveling about how you aren't ready?
After all the shit you've talked?
Show the fucking video to your fucking schools NCO you fucking useless shit.
How the fuck are you going to fight with all your fucking might when you're running a 15 minute fucking 2 mile?

Yeah, it's a nice fucking video...if a fucking chaplain was makin' it!
The Army expects more from a goddamn "NightStalker".
What the fuck are you doing making a fucking Summers' Eve commercial?

Get off your bitch ass and validate your fucking sig line asshole, SERE trained my highland ass!

You're on your own motherfucker, no more advice from me, and don't pm Zak anymore either, he has better things to do with his time...he's actually doing it,not fucking dreaming about it!

What a fucking waste of time you've turned out to be.

Thumbs down...way down motherfucker.
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312th LRS 1st CAV 89-91
RS 12-91
RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-

"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
Kilted Heathen
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

Fuck you, you're not worth pisswater to piss with, Ranger Steadfast called your number right off the bat and he was right.
You're a fucking bullshit artist trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes.
You don't stand a snowballs chance in hell of ever getting a Ranger Tab.
You were a waste of a slot the very day you joined the fucking Army.
312th LRS 1st CAV 89-91
RS 12-91
RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-

"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
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Joseph PrettyDeepWater
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Post by Joseph PrettyDeepWater »

Nike Cat, it worked for me when I opened up IE.

At around 2:30 seconds in the video did a jet really come up out of the water :?:


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Kilted Heathen
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

You can't even get a fucking PT Fitness Badge you cunt.
312th LRS 1st CAV 89-91
RS 12-91
RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-

"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
Kilted Heathen
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Joined: November 12th, 2004, 4:52 pm

Post by Kilted Heathen »

Shut the fuck up.

I'm through with you.
You've already passed up your chance to attend Pre-Ranger.
You can make all the excuses you like.
They just won't wash here, especially when you pass up on a chance to excel and then use a stanza of the Ranger Creed to enhance that piece of shit video.
If anyone else had made it...different story, would actually have been a compliment.
And don't hand us this shit about how being pissed off at me will motivate you through RS.
You'd rather make video fucking Hallmark cards than grab your chance to truly be an asset to your unit.
Don't you remember all the shit you talked when you first came on the other site?
Now you have the fucking audacity to challenge our fucking enemies with the fifth stanza of the Ranger Creed?
Fuck you.
312th LRS 1st CAV 89-91
RS 12-91
RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-

"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
Warriorwife
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Post by Warriorwife »

Do I hear the bagpipes playing taps in the distance?
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