Checking in with a question

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » October 16th, 2005, 8:53 am

Unknown wrote:If your the fat one this is what you will need to do to make the weight standard:

Take a .12 gauge double barrel shotgun 1 each, loaded with 00 buckshot. Place it agianst your disgusting gut, pull both tiggers simultaniously (if you can get those sausage fingures in the trigger well). You should feel about 150 lbs of grease, cottage cheese and chewed bubble gum exit your body at the speed of sound. Next, drain out all the gravy trapped in your viens.

At this point you will be half way there.

I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib you fucker!

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » October 16th, 2005, 9:07 am

I think he's calling Wendy's for a 12-pack of triple burgers so he'll have enough calories to continue to propel his fat body across the field so he can reach the safety of his little fort.

AnotherDumbKid · Post by **AnotherDumbKid** » October 16th, 2005, 9:47 am

If your fat and you know and you truly want to show it clap your hands.

On to the serious side....Rangers, I say we should give him a break. Don't you honestly feel sorry for him? I mean if you went to take a leak and couldn't see your penis, because you're a fatass, wouldn't you be a bitter sorry fuck too?

Southern_Brit · Post by **Southern_Brit** » October 16th, 2005, 9:54 am

This has to be someone taking the piss... it can't be for real!?!?

McD · Post by **McD** » October 16th, 2005, 10:46 am

It is mind over matter. I don't mind this thread and damn the Dude has a LOT of Matter!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » October 16th, 2005, 11:12 am

I sent him an email telling him of the name change operation I conducted

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » October 16th, 2005, 4:14 pm

Nancy wrote:

You really crack me up fat boy. So when was the last time you jerked off to your little sisters baby pictures? Last night?

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » October 16th, 2005, 4:18 pm

Spartan wrote:
Unknown wrote:If your the fat one this is what you will need to do to make the weight standard:

Take a .12 gauge double barrel shotgun 1 each, loaded with 00 buckshot. Place it agianst your disgusting gut, pull both tiggers simultaniously (if you can get those sausage fingures in the trigger well). You should feel about 150 lbs of grease, cottage cheese and chewed bubble gum exit your body at the speed of sound. Next, drain out all the gravy trapped in your viens.

At this point you will be half way there.
I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib you fucker!

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » October 16th, 2005, 4:24 pm

Hey fatty if you are so tactically sound why is your primary weapon system laying on the ground (it should be slung across that dimpled body of yours) and your secondary is in your hand (pointed at your buddies head).

Any gun fighter worth a shit would know that the pistol is only used in case of emergencies (weapons malfunction with an immediate threat). You don't pull security with it....dick.

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » October 16th, 2005, 4:55 pm

Unknown wrote:Hey fatty if you are so tactically sound why is your primary weapon system laying on the ground (it should be slung across that dimpled body of yours) and your secondary is in your hand (pointed at your buddies head).

Any gun fighter worth a shit would know that the pistol is only used in case of emergencies (weapons malfunction with an immediate threat). You don't pull security with it....dick.

You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do?

Nancy · Post by **Nancy** » October 16th, 2005, 7:15 pm

You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do?

You will get schooled. I wouldn't bring too many buddies with you, it'll just make it harder to lie about your embarassment later if too many people see you get owned.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » October 16th, 2005, 7:21 pm

Nancy wrote:
You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do?
You will get schooled. I wouldn't bring too many buddies with you, it'll just make it harder to lie about your embarassment later if too many people see you get owned.

Welcome back...I see you received my email