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289sotherhalf wrote:Lighter than what I am made of,
More of me is hidden than is seen,
I am the bane of the mariner,
A tooth within the sea.
Speak my name.
I'm king of the world!!

Hey, what the fuck is that in front of the ship?!?
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289sotherhalf wrote:Lighter than what I am made of,
More of me is hidden than is seen,
I am the bane of the mariner,
A tooth within the sea.
Speak my name.
Iceberg?
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

RangerX wrote:
I'm king of the world!!

Hey, what the fuck is that in front of the ship?!?
Correct RangerX! :D

ProudWifetoMyArmyRanger wrote:Iceberg?
You're right as well, Tabbi! :D
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Post by RTO »

The Pope has it but he does not use it.

Your father has it but your mother uses it.

Nuns do not need it.

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a big one,

Michael J. Fox's is quite small.

What is it?
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Post by Fishboy »

Last name.

:wink:
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOOT IT OUT!
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Fishboy wrote:Last name.

:wink:
yup.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

What word starting with the letter "P" will decribe a person with 2 hearts and why?
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289sotherhalf wrote:What word starting with the letter "P" will decribe a person with 2 hearts and why?
Pregnant. Baby has a heart and so does the mother (assuming there is just one bun in the oven...).
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:What word starting with the letter "P" will decribe a person with 2 hearts and why?
Pregnant. Baby has a heart and so does the mother (assuming there is just one bun in the oven...).
dangit!
I was thinkin on that one all day!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Cat »

Well none of the ladies tried this one yet .. :lol:


How can half of 12 equal 7?
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Cat wrote:How can half of 12 equal 7?
Yeah, a tech friend of mine gave me that one awhile back. Something about a digital watch and the number of lines each number takes up on the display being the same...half the lines of 12 and 13 come out to the same number.
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
Cat wrote:How can half of 12 equal 7?
Yeah, a tech friend of mine gave me that one awhile back. Something about a digital watch and the number of lines each number takes up on the display being the same...half the lines of 12 and 13 come out to the same number.
That's not true.

On a digital watch, 12 has 7 lines. You can't half it in any direction to get 7.

You can, however, cut XII in half, along the X-axis and get VII and ΛII.
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Post by EvilCouch »

More fun with numbers.

If only you and dead people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
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EvilCouch wrote:You can, however, cut XII in half, along the X-axis and get VII and ΛII.
Quick answer Rgr Evil Couch :lol:
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Post by SmileyTFJ »

EvilCouch wrote:That's not true.

On a digital watch, 12 has 7 lines. You can't half it in any direction to get 7.
LOL...always wondered how he was smart enough to work in IT...guess that answers my question Ranger Evil Couch.
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