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Post by SmileyTFJ »

Terry Welshan wrote:
RTO wrote: 4. GGROBAR
Great Granpa Rubbed one Off Behind A Refrigerator


There, now what did I win. :D
:lol: :lol: Or another Redneck classic: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer!
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Terry Welshan wrote:Why do you think he was rubbin one out ?
Because Great Grandma had arthritis of the pelvis! :roll:
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
Terry Welshan wrote:Why do you think he was rubbin one out ?
Because Great Grandma had arthritis of the pelvis! :roll:
:shock: :lol: :lol:
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Post by elle »

Terry Welshan wrote:Actually he was just trying to get his zipper up, but he has Parkinson's. :shock:

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Post by RTO »

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Terry Welshan wrote:
RTO wrote: 4. GGROBAR
Great Granpa Rubbed one Off Behind A Refrigerator


There, now what did I win. :D




:lol: :lol: Or another Redneck classic: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer!
YES, We have a winner!!!! WOOHOO!!!


Great Granpa, what did you win? a mess that will be difficult to clean up!!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by Darksaga »

Terry Welshan wrote:Actually he was just trying to get his zipper up, but he has Parkinson's. :shock:
So instead of rubbing one out he was shaking one out.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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Post by 289sotherhalf »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Terry Welshan wrote:Why do you think he was rubbin one out ?
Because Great Grandma had arthritis of the pelvis! :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
Terry Welshan wrote: Great Granpa Rubbed one Off Behind A Refrigerator


There, now what did I win. :D




:lol: :lol: Or another Redneck classic: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer!
YES, We have a winner!!!! WOOHOO!!!


Great Granpa, what did you win? a mess that will be difficult to clean up!!! :lol: :lol:
Hey, thats no fair, I detect a little insider trading going on here! :roll: :lol:

Ahh, I wont say what I was actually thinking about the "insider" part! :shock:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

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HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Darksaga wrote:
Terry Welshan wrote:Actually he was just trying to get his zipper up, but he has Parkinson's. :shock:
So instead of rubbing one out he was shaking one out.
If you shake it more than twice your playing with it! :twisted: :twisted:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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Post by RTO »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Terry Welshan wrote:Why do you think he was rubbin one out ?
Because Great Grandma had arthritis of the pelvis! :roll:

That's really a 'lame' excuse!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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