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It's allright C-Mac, this thread is usually the first stop when I walk in and for the same reason.

Cams, IED Magnet, Zonk & Old Grunt are some of the nom-de-webs where you must swallow your coffee before you read their posts or be buying a new keyboard.
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K.Ingraham wrote:It's allright C-Mac, this thread is usually the first stop when I walk in and for the same reason.

Cams, IED Magnet, Zonk & Old Grunt are some of the nom-de-webs where you must swallow your coffee before you read their posts or be buying a new keyboard.
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K.Ingraham wrote:It's allright C-Mac, this thread is usually the first stop when I walk in and for the same reason.

Cams, IED Magnet, Zonk & Old Grunt are some of the nom-de-webs where you must swallow your coffee before you read their posts or be buying a new keyboard.
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Son of a bitch. I just figured out how they came up the word "wife."

It's just another military acronym.

W.I.F.E. - Wash-Iron-Fuck-Etc
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cams wrote:Son of a bitch. I just figured out how they came up the word "wife."

It's just another military acronym.

W.I.F.E. - Wash-Iron-Fuck-Etc
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Interesting observation...

At the County Fair yesterday there were a lot of Hispanics until about 8:00 at night (our county has a high Hispanic population). Then the shift change happened and the Black folks came in. The two didn't really mix.

No aggression or anything, just a change, kind of like the Wolf Dog and the Sheep passing by each other as they came into work, in the old Bugs Bunny Cartoon.
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We need a "that was Stupid, heres a random stupidity ticket" to give to the dumb ass' who do stupid shit.

Use at your discression when theres not a cop around.
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Grifter wrote:We need a "that was Stupid, heres a random stupidity ticket" to give to the dumb ass' who do stupid shit.

Use at your discression when theres not a cop around.
We used to have one before the liberals took over, it was called a smack upside the head. Worked fine when done to me by my dear old dad. :D
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cams wrote:
Grifter wrote:We need a "that was Stupid, heres a random stupidity ticket" to give to the dumb ass' who do stupid shit.

Use at your discression when theres not a cop around.
We used to have one before the liberals took over, it was called a smack upside the head. Worked fine when done to me by my dear old dad. :D
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This idea is a result of me being temporairly transfered to the parks dept. where we see all manor of weird and stupid shit. Like the young mother who brings her barely walking two year old to the park. Gives him/her a slice of bread and says "feed it to the ducks". Kid doesnt know enough to throw it at the ducks rather he tries to feed it to them by hand and gets his little finger nipped. Mommy then freaks. Mommy = Stupid ticket recipient.
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A friend was putting her kid in a daycare and they told her if you have to beat your kid don't leave bruises or we must call the police. It reminded me of a severe ass beating I got in the 4th grade that left my ass bruised for well over a week. I showed everyone those bruises, I mean teachers, family, friends, everyone. To be honest I deserved that ass beating. Police never did show up.
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Here I was thinking I was hot shit... and then they put me in charge of something. :(


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I broke down today and had a Twinkie and it was fantastic.
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