bumper stickers

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » September 8th, 2005, 11:50 am

I'm not going nucking futs am I?

.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » September 15th, 2005, 8:31 pm

Saw this one tonight :D

LET'S MESS WITH TEXAS

dbap · Post by **dbap** » September 15th, 2005, 8:49 pm

I like children, but can't eat a whole one.

eep

BlueStarMom · Post by **BlueStarMom** » September 17th, 2005, 6:59 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:For the Moms...

My Ranger knocked up your honor roll student! :D

Mom in Texas · Post by **Mom in Texas** » September 17th, 2005, 8:42 pm

For Smiley..... :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 18th, 2005, 8:59 am

1/75 Mom in Texas wrote:For Smiley..... :D

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be

Your proctologist called..........He found your head

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

I've got a perfect body but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell

Sarcasm...Just one more service I offer

Driver carries no cash...He's married

My ideal girlfriend is a nympho liquor store owner

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 18th, 2005, 11:29 am

1/75 Mom in Texas wrote:For Smiley..... :D

or my other favorite:

I'm From Texas. What country are you from?

Cat · Post by **Cat** » September 18th, 2005, 12:13 pm

Went to a new Vet the other day and saw this one, lol.

My Dog is smarter than your honor roll student

Buddy12 · Post by **Buddy12** » September 18th, 2005, 1:48 pm

Society for
Prevention of
Little
Animals
Tragedies

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » September 19th, 2005, 11:26 am

People
Eating
Tastey
Animals

I eat animals because they are made out of meat.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » September 29th, 2005, 1:25 pm

SkyShark wrote:"Don't laugh, your daughter's in the back seat!"

or

"Don't laugh, your daughter's in the trunk...

and she's bleeding."

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » September 29th, 2005, 3:41 pm

Silly faggot dicks are for chicks.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » September 29th, 2005, 3:51 pm

Darksaga wrote:Silly faggot dicks are for chicks.

How dissapointed were you when you found that out.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » September 29th, 2005, 7:17 pm

Back in the early "sixties" an uncle of mine had a bumper sticker on the underside of his bumper which read,

SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER!

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