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42L5V
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When a chick wears a tight t-shirt, there's two or three horizontal wrinkles in between her breasts where the fabric is pulled tight. What do you call that and why am I turned on by it?
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Don't we all... it's called "blow job week"
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Tirehouse
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No word in the English language rhymes with month.
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Post by Bugsy »

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded
friend...just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals,
take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself.......

You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special
1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)

The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack... :twisted:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

Bugsy wrote:Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded
friend...just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals,
take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself.......

You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special

What a nice message Bug. Think Ill go by Taco Bell and see the Snack Pak chick and tell her..."Sunshine, somewhere there is a Ranger who would fuck you". It just aint me.
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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Post by Ranger175csar »

What the fuck is calcification doing in my testicle, so what if I have polyps in my gallbladder and I shit soft serve at best at least 2x daily, and why the fuck does all of this require a colonoscopy because its associated with lower back pain???? fucken Doctors.

Who has beer and greasy steak?
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.....
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