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jeezus h criminey!!! That finger looks like something from a Rob Zombie movie!!!
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Hey Sis, just followed a car down the street that had a plate number "BS502". I thought about following it to its destination and stealling a plate for you.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

BS502 wrote:Although, what if it was me?? :shock: 8)
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BS502 wrote:
RangerRon wrote:Hey Sis, just followed a car down the street that had a plate number "BS502". I thought about following it to its destination and stealling a plate for you.
You're so thoughtful Ranger RangerRon. :wink:

Although, what if it was me?? :shock: 8)
Boy I hope it wasn't!!!!! He was ugly!
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
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4/9 Inf., 25th ID

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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

My Mom told me once, that she wanted to be cremated and for me to spread her ashes across the ocean. I said I would flush her down the toilet and she'd get there eventually.

I have no idea why I was just thinking of that.
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Post by Looon »

ANGRYCivilian wrote:My Mom told me once, that she wanted to be cremated and for me to spread her ashes across the ocean. I said I would flush her down the toilet and she'd get there eventually.

I have no idea why I was just thinking of that.
Flushing down the toilet would be too good for my mom.
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Post by Darksaga »

Dental work... :x

Tooth hurts... :x

Vicodin doesn't work... :?

I need a fight! :evil:
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