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VAK
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Re: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

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ManchuLeg wrote:This one is only a few days old but in my humble opinion really should be added to the list:
Ranger CreepingDeath wrote:everything you utter makes me want to throat punch you and sit back and watch you struggle for oxygen with that "what the fuck just happened?" look on your face.
I laughed for almost 5 minutes, because I could just picture someone with that look on their face :lol:
Where the fuck is this one??? This is an utter classic almost worthy of H8's magic.... I am still laughing!!!

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"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)

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Post by Monsoon »

You got the "I just fucked the neighbors cat look on your face."
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Post by csforstall »

usaftacp wrote:he just stuck a coke bottle in the USB Port and is kicking the shit out of my computer asking it "Do you like me now bitch?" Bwahahahaha
This is how I feel about my computer sometimes.
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Post by VAK »

Thanks, I remember it now. I had forgoten that portion as at the time I was caught between being mildly annoyed and totally caught off gaurd by CD's amazing ability to capture the utmost when composing the analogy....

Let us not forget the "landmine portion" of the same post.

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"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)

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Re: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

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usaftacp wrote:
ManchuLeg wrote:This one is only a few days old but in my humble opinion really should be added to the list:
Ranger CreepingDeath wrote:everything you utter makes me want to throat punch you and sit back and watch you struggle for oxygen with that "what the fuck just happened?" look on your face.
I laughed for almost 5 minutes, because I could just picture someone with that look on their face :lol:
Where the fuck is this one??? This is an utter classic almost worthy of H8's magic.... I am still laughing!!!

usaftacp
SnafuRacer's got the right thread...
It occured a few weeks ago when there was that overwhelming wave of idiots making their way on to the site.

Honestly, that's my favorite part of this board...
Watching the Ranger element lay waste to the shallow end of the gene pool...
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EarthPig wrote: Please making not of the fun at friend me who is of the spain. He is because of course not to speak english. Thanks.
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Post by Chiron »

RideGrrl wrote:
H8 Train wrote:
Bugsy wrote:This is one of my favorites I'm surprised nobody remembers this one.
Who wrote that? :twisted:

Who knows... but can I nominate the author for a Pulitzer Prize? :twisted:
What about having a poll regarding who wrote that? :wink:
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Post by SRR2R »

Here's my personal favorite:
Ranger H8 Train wrote:Make sure you don't overtrain. Your body will need rest. Also you need to puch yourself.
"Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier..." - Samuel Johnson

From the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and violent men take it by force.
-Matthew 11:12
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Post by BadMuther »

SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND TAKE IT LIKE THE MEAT PUPPET YOU ARE. BEFORE YOU GET SNAPPED OFF LIKE A FUCKING TWIGG IN A HURRICANE. now move out ass clown. We have no time for your dumb ass.
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So make me cry no I dont think so Mr. Chem man. Take your SPC-4 ass back to the NMBLA Chat room and leave Rangerin' here with us.
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Post by Parabellum »

Meat Puppet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Desert Sloth wrote:STFU or get the fuck out. We don't need your kind. Do not ever correct me or question me again. What the fuck do you know???? I think many of us has spent more time around the Teams then you can dream of so fuck off you blundering bag of shit.

I am in a pissy mood and definitely don't need a newt/dep/oxygen thief inferring that we "Rangers" may be mistaken. Go stick your head in the shitter and bob for turds.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by Runner »

American beer is like making love in a canoe.

It's fucking close to water!
One of Ranger Kilted Heathens.
Needless to say I laughed my ass off.

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