Why I chose my name (or: How to PISS OFF the neighbors)

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 12th, 2004, 5:49 am

rossi46 wrote:
V-Rod wrote:Actually, Ducati helped HD design the frame on the V-Rod.
And Porsche helped HD with the engine, too, right? Gets me thinking...Ranger V-Rod, why is it that HD needs so much help to put together a bike?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO PUSHUPS ASSMUNCH!

As a matter of fact, just stay down there until all the fuckin rice-rockets and lame-ass big dogs catch me. That oughta get you in shape......none of them have yet.

HD and Porsche have a long standing relationship. Most people don't know that and see the V-Rod motor as a sign of weakness for the company. Think what you want, I'll be on my second beer when you finally get up the mountain.

I finally hit the top end yesterday out in the desert. A bunch of friends were standing in the road on a stretch of straight, flat highway that was about 6 or 7 miles long. I made two passes, both around 155-160 MPH. I'm not sure because the numbers on the speedo stop at 140. My friends were less than 5 feet away when I went by and they said a pocket of air pushed them to the side in my wake. That's fuckin cool.

And remember, this bike is completely stock.............for now.

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » July 12th, 2004, 7:47 am

Wow.

Rossi... I'm thinking you just got off REALLY EASY....

Ranger V-Rod must have had a pretty good weekend to be that nice to you.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 12th, 2004, 7:57 am

RideGrrl wrote:Wow.

Rossi... I'm thinking you just got off REALLY EASY....

Ranger V-Rod must have had a pretty good weekend to be that nice to you.

I had an excellent weekend, thank you very much.

And he did get off easy.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » July 12th, 2004, 9:08 am

rossi46 wrote:
V-Rod wrote:Actually, Ducati helped HD design the frame on the V-Rod.
And Porsche helped HD with the engine, too, right? Gets me thinking...Ranger V-Rod, why is it that HD needs so much help to put together a bike?

Ranger V-Rod may be in a good mood, but I am not, young hero!!!!! Disrespecting a Harley Davidson is almost as bad as disrespecting a Ranger! NOW PUSH 'TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF...THEN WE'LL START ON FLUTTERKICKS!

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 12th, 2004, 9:18 am

Slowpoke wrote:
rossi46 wrote:
V-Rod wrote:Actually, Ducati helped HD design the frame on the V-Rod.
And Porsche helped HD with the engine, too, right? Gets me thinking...Ranger V-Rod, why is it that HD needs so much help to put together a bike?
Ranger V-Rod may be in a good mood, but I am not, young hero!!!!! Disrespecting a Harley Davidson is almost as bad as disrespecting a Ranger! NOW PUSH 'TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF...THEN WE'LL START ON FLUTTERKICKS!

Thanks for the backup, my Elder Brother!!!

But he's gonna be down there for a while

V-Rod wrote:
As a matter of fact, just stay down there until all the fuckin rice-rockets and lame-ass big dogs catch me. That oughta get you in shape......none of them have yet.

lawdog · Post by **lawdog** » July 12th, 2004, 9:39 am

V-Rod wrote:
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO PUSHUPS ASSMUNCH!

As a matter of fact, just stay down there until all the fuckin rice-rockets and lame-ass big dogs catch me. That oughta get you in shape......none of them have yet.

HD and Porsche have a long standing relationship. Most people don't know that and see the V-Rod motor as a sign of weakness for the company. Think what you want, I'll be on my second beer when you finally get up the mountain.

I finally hit the top end yesterday out in the desert. A bunch of friends were standing in the road on a stretch of straight, flat highway that was about 6 or 7 miles long. I made two passes, both around 155-160 MPH. I'm not sure because the numbers on the speedo stop at 140. My friends were less than 5 feet away when I went by and they said a pocket of air pushed them to the side in my wake. That's fuckin cool.

And remember, this bike is completely stock.............for now.

Ranger V-Rod,

Are you feeling alright today? Just wondering because of your extremely nice reply to the stupid question posted by Rossi. By the way, how long did it take you to get to Bear Lodge? 20, maybe 25 minutes, or were you nice and riding with the rest of the group? It's only 45 miles you know.

By the way, I have the laser speed gun here that would accurately measure a top speed if you ever want to give it a shot. The 5 mile flat outside Ranchester is where they used to drag in the 60's and would be a good place for it.

Later bro.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 12th, 2004, 9:48 am

lawdog wrote: Ranger V-Rod,

Are you feeling alright today? Just wondering because of your extremely nice reply to the stupid question posted by Rossi. By the way, how long did it take you to get to Bear Lodge? 20, maybe 25 minutes, or were you nice and riding with the rest of the group? It's only 45 miles you know.

By the way, I have the laser speed gun here that would accurately measure a top speed if you ever want to give it a shot. The 5 mile flat outside Ranchester is where they used to drag in the 60's and would be a good place for it.

Later bro.

I am feeling good actually :D

I got more than my usual dose of adrenaline this weekend so my Monday is going well.

And as for pussi46?

Fuck him. He obviously knows as much about bikes as he does Rangering.

How high do they measure accurately? I have some fuckers over at another forum talking smack.

A digital picture of the V-Rod thru the windshield with the current radar display in the foreground might just shut them the fuck up

Also.....you know my ultimate goal of reaching 200 with mods. Do they even bother calibrating those guns for that kinda speed?

Of course.....all of this is theoretical

I mean you are LAWdog after all

DarrenF · Post by **DarrenF** » July 12th, 2004, 10:26 am

With a V-Rod you can easily reach your goal with the right mods. V-Rods are speed demons. I wish I had one.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 12th, 2004, 11:36 am

DarrenF wrote:With a V-Rod you can easily reach your goal with the right mods. V-Rods are speed demons. I wish I had one.

And you base this opinion on what?

DarrenF · Post by **DarrenF** » July 12th, 2004, 12:34 pm

I'v read several articles about the V-Rod drag racers using nitrious. Sorry for my ignorance Ranger V-Rod.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 12th, 2004, 12:41 pm

DarrenF wrote:I'v read several articles about the V-Rod drag racers using nitrious. Sorry for my ignorance Ranger V-Rod.

Don't be a suck-ass.

If you post something that is in reference to something you saw or read, make sure you give credit where credit is due.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » July 12th, 2004, 12:49 pm

Well he's not gonna disable you I see... How lucky for ya. Knowing my Brother as I do, I would say you have got to be one of the luckiest people in the world. Like hitting the lottery or something. But then he did have a 155mph weekend and that would put anyone in a good mood....

Yet I see your luck is not so good after all, as there is another who has Stone O' Steel knocking at your door and it seems you have tipped his cup of wrath. And Slowpoke's cup of wrath is some would say less than filled with mercy. Actually, some might even say he can get plain ass with it....

So, it seems you can rip than little lottery ticket up Rossimouth. That is if you have the armstrength left when they're through with you. Lesson learned here? I know, don't never ever disrespect a Ranger, a Harley and for the sake of all that is sanity, never even think of disrespecting a Ranger's Harley. Dumbass.... I would estimate that you owe alot of Ranger's and Harley lover's on here a heartfelt apoligy.

My Brother's, V-Rod and Slowpoke.... I am just gonna prop my feet up over here, get some popcorn and watch the show.

Be Well,
USAF TAC-P

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » July 12th, 2004, 12:54 pm

lawdog wrote: By the way, I have the laser speed gun here that would accurately measure a top speed if you ever want to give it a shot. The 5 mile flat outside Ranchester is where they used to drag in the 60's and would be a good place for it.

Later bro.

V-Rod wrote: Of course.....all of this is theoretical

I mean you are LAWdog after all

That's the best part!

This is a cop suggesting a quick rip on a 5 mile flat to check speeds in excess of 150 MPH... too damn cool!

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 12th, 2004, 12:58 pm

RideGrrl wrote:
lawdog wrote: By the way, I have the laser speed gun here that would accurately measure a top speed if you ever want to give it a shot. The 5 mile flat outside Ranchester is where they used to drag in the 60's and would be a good place for it.

Later bro.

V-Rod wrote: Of course.....all of this is theoretical

I mean you are LAWdog after all

That's the best part! This is a cop suggesting a quick rip on a 5 mile flat to check speeds in excess of 150 MPH... too damn cool!

Wanna go for a Ride, Sweetheart?

Kaley_B · Post by **Kaley_B** » July 12th, 2004, 1:17 pm

Excuse me for my ignorance, but I heard from a few girlfriends of my that you can actually have an orgasm from riding a Harley. One said that they have tried other bikes, but don't get the desired effect as they do on a Harley. Is this true? If so, where do I sign up?