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Kwith
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Post by Kwith »

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
A coffin

What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
AmyDoll

Post by AmyDoll »

a hole
AmyDoll

Post by AmyDoll »

I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.
Daisey

Post by Daisey »

I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can't live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you're done you can never get me back.

What am I?
Ardent Lady
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Post by Ardent Lady »

AmyDoll wrote:You have two.
Correct! The counter has three :)
Reverend Mother of the Church of The Yellow River

The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
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Post by Ardent Lady »

AmyDoll wrote:I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.
Fire!
Reverend Mother of the Church of The Yellow River

The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
AmyDoll

Post by AmyDoll »

[quote="TEXASDAISY_27"]I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can't live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you're done you can never get me back.

What am I?[/quote]


TIME
AmyDoll

Post by AmyDoll »

[quote="Ardent Lady"][quote="AmyDoll"]I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.[/quote]

[size=18][b][color=red]Fire![/color][/b][/size][/quote]


Correct Kudos Nancy :D
Daisey

Post by Daisey »

AmyDoll wrote:
TEXASDAISY_27 wrote:I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can't live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you're done you can never get me back.

What am I?

TIME
Correctamundo!!!
AmyDoll

Post by AmyDoll »

What does man love more than life
Fear more than death or mortal strife
What the poor have, the rich require,
and what contented men desire,
What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves
And all men carry to their graves?
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

Nothing.
AmyDoll

Post by AmyDoll »

[quote="smileytfj"]Nothing.[/quote]
Good job Smiley (In love) :D :wink:
AmyDoll

Post by AmyDoll »

You heard me before,
Yet you hear me again,
Then I die,
'Till you call me again
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Post by Ardent Lady »

AmyDoll wrote:You heard me before,
Yet you hear me again,
Then I die,
'Till you call me again

an echo

echo

echo
Reverend Mother of the Church of The Yellow River

The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

While I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives. The seven wives had seven sacks. The seven sacks had seven cats. The seven cats had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives; how many were going to St Ives?
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