Riddle me this:

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 28th, 2005, 12:56 pm

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » August 28th, 2005, 1:58 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

Thats easy enough.

He didnt want to get shot for not spending any money!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 28th, 2005, 4:26 pm

I think it's got something to do with him being scared, but can't remember why.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » August 28th, 2005, 4:42 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

The man is nakid wearing only a sign covering his chest that says,

BAN ACOHOL,
CLOSE ALL BARS & PUBS
DRINK WATER IT'S FREE
MIGHT MAKES RIGHT

.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 28th, 2005, 7:23 pm

No...not the answer!

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » August 28th, 2005, 7:38 pm

The man had hiccups........
http://rec-puzzles.org/sol.pl/lateral/2

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 28th, 2005, 8:04 pm

Ranger Hoover that's cheating!!!!

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » August 28th, 2005, 8:47 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:Ranger Hoover that's cheating!!!!

If ya ain't cheatin' ya ain't trying.......and if ya get caught, ya ain't trying hard enough!!!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 28th, 2005, 11:00 pm

Many have fallen but none have died. Many have lost me and restlessly cried. Many have I taken eternally And many I have denied. What am I?

blinc · Post by **blinc** » August 28th, 2005, 11:18 pm

Sleep.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 28th, 2005, 11:19 pm

Right on! Your turn. :D

blinc · Post by **blinc** » August 28th, 2005, 11:28 pm

What's light as a feather, with nothing in it;
the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 28th, 2005, 11:40 pm

Nice. I believe that would be your breath.

blinc · Post by **blinc** » August 28th, 2005, 11:55 pm

That is correct!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 29th, 2005, 5:41 am

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?