List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » November 28th, 2005, 6:43 pm

CAL wrote:
chadrob30 wrote:
chadrob showed a pic of himself and a military group, said:

Ya all ever seen so many legs in one spot?

Just in a bucket of chicken.....

chadrob30 · Post by **chadrob30** » November 29th, 2005, 12:58 am

Steadfast wrote:
CAL wrote:
chadrob30 wrote:
chadrob showed a pic of himself and a military group, said:

Ya all ever seen so many legs in one spot?

Just in a bucket of chicken.....

LOL! Glad I could make the list....I just about spit my Coke out when I read that....great one! :D

CAL · Post by **CAL** » December 23rd, 2005, 12:22 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:We wish you a Merry Up Yours...

We wish you a Merry Up Yours...

We wish you a Merry Up Youuurrrrs...

And a SHUT.....THE....FUUUUUUUUUUCK....UP!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » December 27th, 2005, 3:06 pm

goog wrote:
Is this SSgt Fedowitz?
No, I am a Jungle boot and I am going to wafflize your dick and double heel stomp your forehead.

K.Ingraham · Post by **K.Ingraham** » December 28th, 2005, 10:44 pm

yet again, the Kilted Heathen makes the list:

The Almighty says I'm to be patient with you cunts in order to create learning.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » December 30th, 2005, 8:37 am

SF82 wrote:I will proceed to strike my face with the brick, because I asked a stupid question, and because I did not strike my face with it before I asked a stupid question.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » December 30th, 2005, 9:06 am

Don't usually add to this list.....but......

cams wrote: You should not have been referring to anything using the word Ranger. Why not just call it your basic soldiering skills.
Just because I jerk off three times a day does not make me a porn star.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » December 30th, 2005, 11:46 am

cams is seemingly on a roll...

cams wrote:
...and that's the way it was, on this 30th day of December, 2005, I'm your host , Walter Kronkite, saying good night and good ridance.

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » March 21st, 2006, 5:59 am

VAK wrote:You are the sand in the vagina. You are the crab causing the itch. You are the fucking puss in the boil and you know what???

I fucking HATE you!!!

Outfucking standing!!!

66G_RN · Post by **66G_RN** » March 21st, 2006, 1:27 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:
Jesus loves you Rak...but he called and said he'll fucking crucify himself again if you don't stop fucking posting so much.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » March 24th, 2006, 10:36 am

VAK wrote:
veritech137 wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:Welcome ...read ....read ....read
yeah, and search too. people seem to forget the little button on the top and how much it can help.
Did someone steal your Ritz crackers? Fuuuuck....

T0000009 · Post by **T0000009** » April 4th, 2006, 10:14 pm

Tirehouse wrote:Eat shit! Thats the best you can do...."Duh...Hi I am Fuckknuckle...I like to fondle dead cats and bounce man jewels off my chin. SF is cool.....duh....ummm....Hi I am Fuckknuckle...."

TRY AGAIN ASSCRAMP!!!

What a vivid description this conjures up.........

Bugsy wrote: Baby, you just landed yourself into a true Warrior site, if you "think" your intro might be lame (trust your judgement). Rangers are like sharks in the water, if we even sense the smell of blood we're goin after it full tilt boogy.

So descriptive, hmmm

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » April 23rd, 2006, 11:29 am

CHCB wrote:Man, it's already as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock!

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » April 24th, 2006, 1:44 pm

66G_RN wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:
Jesus loves you Rak...but he called and said he'll fucking crucify himself again if you don't stop fucking posting so much.

Fuck, that was fucking funny!

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 24th, 2006, 8:15 pm

xray wrote:Welcome to the site. There are more old timers here that have been there done that then you or I have opsec missions.

http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=22569#top

FOG sezs