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Post by T0000009 »

I not gonna beat her ass, hows that for a gift??

Ahhh the gift of life for one more day.........

Ya just can't beat it.
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this is all she gets and likes it:

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Post by KW Driver »

maybe, maybe, if she's behaved, I'll get her this:

http://tomatoalligator.com/TAAssFaceTowels.html
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Post by VAK »

KW Driver wrote:maybe, maybe, if she's behaved, I'll get her this:

http://tomatoalligator.com/TAAssFaceTowels.html
That's SAD, funny as hell..... No in hindsight it's just funny as Hell.

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Post by hit_it »

damn, i got to think about this shit already?!?!

fuck it, i bought mine a ticket to NYC. she better be happy with it.
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Post by Kelly-Belly »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This is hilarious.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RRDTm3 »

My wifes Valentine's day present will be the same this year as it is every year....................shit every day.................COCK and BALLS!
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Post by rgrpuck »

:shock: Valentines Day?? thats this month?
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Post by RideGrrl »

People give gifts on Valentines Day? :? I have been single every single Valentines Day so far (that's 22 in a row) so in theory, I should be doing my part to rack up some cash savings for the male population! :lol:
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RideGrrl wrote:People give gifts on Valentines Day? :? I have been single every single Valentines Day so far (that's 22 in a row) so in theory, I should be doing my part to rack up some cash savings for the male population! :lol:
Bullshit. Buy yerself a present. Get drunk. You'll get more out of it than some damn gift. Believe me.

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Post by RideGrrl »

Well I reckon I'll get by without, Ranger Bell. Don't need to get drunk either.
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