Well, it's done

[Nomad]

Sucks, but I would console myself with a broad, if I were you.

[Bushwack]

Sorry. It sucks. It does get better. When mine was final I was so poor I couldn't pay attention. Now I look back on it and can laugh.

It's not all bad:

1. You do have the makings for a Chinese dinner any time you want.

2. Ranger Matador gave good advice. Find some broad and clean your pipes.

3. You can now do whatever you damn well please when you please.

4. There are a lot of willing wenches out there. Go give one a ride.

Good Luck.

[Julieanne]

Not really, it's not what I wanted. I'm just glad it's finished. The cheering will come when she takes all the furniture, tv's, and everything else that's hers now, out of my house. Me and the fat-ass, 25lb. 12oz. cat will be sitting on the floor, watching the wall, pretending it's a tv.

AC, sorry about your troubles, that is just no fun at all- love your sense of humor though! Go pick yourself up a POS tv from Goodwill and a 2nd hand waffle maker; before you know it, life will be looking a tad brighter. As far as drowning your sorrows (or any other appendages) into another woman- forget it. Man + Woman will always = drama. Go hiking, running, anything, just avoid women (for at least a year). Really.

(We can all pitch in and send you a blow up sheep w/ a velvety vagina, just stay away from women)

[blueridge]

Best way to get over a chick is to get UNDER another one. Try her sister, worked for me.

[coldsteal2]

As of 0940, I am divorced.

Congratulations!! party time!!


(been there twice)