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Southern_Brit
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Post by Southern_Brit »

An excellent pic... I'm still laughing!
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Post by Silverback »

This is by far the funniest thread I have seen in the last month or so. Thanks for the laughs...Extra credit? I heard the Army is going to start paying by the pound, you'll be rich...very very rich!
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Post by KW Driver »

tha fuck is a pund?

that is the best thing in a long time.
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Post by Darksaga »

:shock: :lol: :lol:

Santa Claus: The early years.

Kid...ah screw it. I'm laughing too hard.
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Post by SkyShark »

TOO FUNNY!! :lol: :lol:

Some kind of instructor though. You go on a recon mission and took casualties, and you are all out in the open where 1 grenade will fuck you all up. Looks like the "recon" mission was a failure.

Fuck that was funny!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by Silverback »

KW Driver wrote:tha fuck is a pund?
Obviously you haven't noticed that unknown is always giving me grief about the size of my mitts, sometimes in order to avoid mashing more than one button at a time my superior brain tells my fingers to leave out unnecessary letters.
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Post by fireranger »

Holy shit! That dude looks like a warthog in a wool sock.
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

I almost pissed my self. The fat kid is so funny!
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Post by wellfed »

DAMN IT SILVERBACK! How did you get into my picture Album again!!? Fucking Thief!!!
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Post by Everett Ruess »

:D :D :D :D :D Classic! I just want to know who did this. Come on, fess up! 1000 points to whoever came up with this little gem of a post!
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Post by Silverback »

Everett Ruess wrote::D :D :D :D :D Classic! I just want to know who did this. Come on, fess up! 1000 points to whoever came up with this little gem of a post!
I wish I was this funny...This may be for real.
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Post by Steadfast »

Dem guys ar real mean lookin killa's!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post by Parabellum »

Dude your kidding right? :?

If your the fat one this is what you will need to do to make the weight standard:

Take a .12 gauge double barrel shotgun 1 each, loaded with 00 buckshot. Place it agianst your disgusting gut, pull both tiggers simultaniously (if you can get those sausage fingures in the trigger well). You should feel about 150 lbs of grease, cottage cheese and chewed bubble gum exit your body at the speed of sound. Next, drain out all the gravy trapped in your viens.

At this point you will be half way there.
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Post by Parabellum »

Southern_Brit wrote:The one in the middle has done his homework - dressed in Para smock complete with wings and DZ patch - even sporting a fucking GMPG!
Jesus man you getting a hard on? :lol:
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Post by medicchick »

ManchuLeg wrote:I didn't even know they built BDU's in that size.

There's no way this can be for real. :shock:
I do believe those are maternity BDU's Veteran ManchuLeg. :shock:
Someone needs to teach the regular Army how to make a packing list.

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