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Kilted Heathen
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

Ranger_God wrote:Soooo sorry I forgot I recycled desert phase because I just couldn't get enough, but you'll be happy to note that I corrected my signature and I will continue to revise it to correct the national guard mistake....
You need to recycle your fucking secretary.
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CrashKILL
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Re: Introduction

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Ranger_God wrote:So I guess here is where I am suppose to cut a kidney out and spill all the OPSEC I know.....

Well, I'm far too humble-- by humble I mean a poor typist-- to make this long, but I am an ex-Batt boy, and forever Ranger. I began my service in the 'ma, with the 1st of the 508 ABN INF. After 2 JOTC rotations, the rot, and two dozen jumps my 4187 was approved for RIP, I successfully completed that 2 week joke, and was sent to C co. 1/75-- Third Herd-- one of Harvey's boys.

Within 8 or 9 months it was off to RGR School, I did the 93-94 World Tour, made E-5, was A tm Ldr and acting Squad Leader of 1st Sqd for about 4 mos. I was on my way to SFAS when I blew out my knee playing soccer in the wet morning grass. I ETS'd, joined H co 122 ING (LRSU), rehabbed the knee, and cont'd to jump, earning my master blaster some where along the way.

In the interim I earned a Bachelor's, Master's, and Doctorate degree. I am now out of the military, after almost 12 years of service-- active and reserve. I married my college girlfriend, we have a 3 mo. old baby, and I work in Atl, GA.


Congratulations. As soon as I get the GAYCOM approved, I'll award it to you front and center. TOOT-TOOT, all aboard, we're at the import port!
“It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge. War endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.”

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ImportsRus
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Post by ImportsRus »

I can't do anything about the import thing except to say I went there as a PFC and can say I earned everything I got.
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Nomad
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Post by Nomad »

Can you imagine how much shit you could save yourself if you checked the attitude at the door and request a name change?
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

Matador275 wrote:Can you imagine how much shit you could save yourself if you checked the attitude at the door and request a name change?
Penelope, that's my vote.
312th LRS 1st CAV 89-91
RS 12-91
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H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-

"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
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fireranger
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Post by fireranger »

Matador275 wrote:Can you imagine how much shit you could save yourself if you checked the attitude at the door and request a name change?
No shit.......
3 rd. Plt. C Co. 2/75 1993-1997, RS 10-94 (Navigators)

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
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Post by Vee »

Ranger_God wrote:I can't do anything about the import thing except to say I went there as a PFC and can say I earned everything I got.

Look.

Until it says Ranger under your name, yer not gonna get any respect from these guys.

Watch the fucking attitude, get verified, and you'll love it here.


Otherwise....FUCK OFF!



You start a bunch of shit here and even if you get verified you won't be too popular.
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Post by Nomad »

But be a hardass and find out for yourslef. I doubt that you would want to bring the same heat you got on you as you did when you were a fucking import pfc. I am sure you didn't have the attitude back then that you have now.

My vote goes for ImportTwat. That sounds just manly enough.

Once you remove your head from your ass, straighten out your shoulders and stick out your chest I am sure that you will find this place quite "wholesome".
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

Got any pics of your secretary?
312th LRS 1st CAV 89-91
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RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-

"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
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Post by Slowpoke »

Welcome Soupsandwich. :?
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Post by smokn38 »

Welcome.
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Nomad
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Post by Nomad »

Now that is a funny name....much better!
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Post by Chiron »

Welcome.
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Post by Warriorwife »

Welcome,
and thankyou for your service.
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