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Earthpig
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Somebody is boning a fat chick right now...somewhere.

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KW Driver wrote:a real chef can turn shoe-leather into a delicacy...

I'm just saying....
OH, I know. I can make things edible, and sometimes even good.
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

bertolli roasted port and cavatti pasta is awesome.
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Anyone else notice my last few random thoughts have been about food? :shock: Fuckin' fatass...
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If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he still do it?
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Post by IDon'tCare »

BIG MARE wrote:If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he still do it?
Don't ask me.

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Post by Bravo57 »

IDon'tCare wrote:
BIG MARE wrote:If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he still do it?
Don't ask me.

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Post by Jenny Lynn »

I'm burrowing under my comforter, I will be well and rested when I emerge and find a late summer heatwave has entered the Puget Sound area.
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JLTW!!! wrote:
EarthPig wrote:Somebody is boning a fat chick right now...somewhere.

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Up at 10th Motown...GUARANTEED! :shock: :lol:

There is probably even $$$ riding on who gets the fATTEST ONE! :twisted:
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Post by Boudicca »

If people from Tulsa are Tulsans, what do they call people from Tampa?
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Post by Baseplate »

I never liked big women or small cars but I always seem to find myself in them
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Post by Boudicca »

Is cheesecake a pie, or a cake?
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Post by RTO »

Boudicca wrote:Is cheesecake a pie, or a cake?
Google says....

http://jyte.com/cl/cheesecake-is-more-l ... -than-cake
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Post by Jenny Lynn »

Boudicca wrote:If people from Tulsa are Tulsans, what do they call people from Tampa?
Ranger GSXRanger, Ranger Oto-Man, and Ranger JLTW,
So what do people from Tampa call themselves, no I'm not going there; I almost responded following what was mentioned by Boudicca for what people from Tulsa are called.

Whew thank goodness prevented a blonde moment slip-up post, you all would have had a field day with that!

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