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Darksaga
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BTW did he ever call you back to work out the strained issues?
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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I spilt coffee that’s from Colombia on my shirt made in Texas from textiles shipped from South Carolina.
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My only "nature event" involved fire ants during a road march.
Darksaga wrote:BTW did he ever call you back to work out the strained issues?
I wasn't in 1st batt.
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Post by RangerBob275 »

I spent 4 hours at work going backwards from page 79 to page 32 of this thread. My coworkers think I am weird because I was giggling and blowing snot out my nose in my cubicle. This included a 90 minute teleconferance on nothing funny.

Tommorrow I will start at page one and see how far I get.
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Overheard in the office...

I didn't just drop a duece... I dropped a duece and a half.
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"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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Daddy, where do Easter eggs come from?





































































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Brazil Nut Effect

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The Brazil nut effect is the name given to a phenomenon in which the largest particles end up on the surface when a granular material containing a mixture of objects of different sizes is shaken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut_effect

Be aware that use the My Mom has sex with Donkey's Toe effect is frowned upon or might mean something else

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut

And, though it has fallen into disuse due to the negative racial connotaion, a common slang term for the nuts in some regions of the United States was "My Mom has sex with Donkey's toes".

I love my Black Brothers and Sisters, but I thought this was funny. OK now for some cracker cracks
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Re: Brazil Nut Effect

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RangerBob275 wrote:The Brazil nut effect is the name given to a phenomenon in which the largest particles end up on the surface when a granular material containing a mixture of objects of different sizes is shaken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut_effect

Be aware that use the My Mom has sex with Donkey's Toe effect is frowned upon or might mean something else

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut

And, though it has fallen into disuse due to the negative racial connotaion, a common slang term for the nuts in some regions of the United States was "My Mom has sex with Donkey's toes".

I love my Black Brothers and Sisters, but I thought this was funny. OK now for some cracker cracks
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WTF You jus' say?!?
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The Cheerio Effect

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The Cheerio Effect

In fluid mechanics, the cheerio effect is the tendency for small wettable floating objects to attract one another. An example of the cheerio effect is the phenomenon whereby breakfast cereal tends to clump together or cling to the sides of a bowl of milk. It is named for the breakfast cereal Cheerios and is due to surface tension and buoyancy. The same effect governs the behavior of bubbles on the surface of fizzy drinks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerio_effect
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Re: The Cheerio Effect

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RangerBob275 wrote:The Cheerio Effect

In fluid mechanics, the cheerio effect is the tendency for small wettable floating objects to attract one another. An example of the cheerio effect is the phenomenon whereby breakfast cereal tends to clump together or cling to the sides of a bowl of milk. It is named for the breakfast cereal Cheerios and is due to surface tension and buoyancy. The same effect governs the behavior of bubbles on the surface of fizzy drinks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerio_effect
So why is it that when there are only about 15 cheerios left, they scatter when you put the spoon in the bowl?
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Look, an eagle!

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Socks are that shape for a reason.
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Today, I learned that you can't save everyone.
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Don't you hate the morning after bumping uglies, and the fuck-crunchies make your pee go in the wrong direction(s)?
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CavMedic wrote:Today, I learned that you can't save everyone.
Actually, sorry to hear that one stud.
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