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Having spent my childhood equally between the backs of horses and construction jobsites, from the age of 7, this could have been me... :oops: :lol:



Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars.

The little girl took this home to her Mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again next week?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fucking sheet rock..."

Kind of brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
Last edited by RideGrrl on December 9th, 2004, 1:16 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Post by Bell »

Uh...my boy resembled that joke. :oops:

I had nothing to do with it of course. But his mom wouldn't let me take him to the job site anymore after he whacked his finger in the garage and made some choice remarks.

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Bell wrote: ...after he whacked his finger....


... Is this a genetic thing among the Bells? :? Did you have any choice remarks? :lol:
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No ma'am. He was very young and just mashed it. I'm older and don't fuck around. I cut mine off. My choice word was shit. My next remark was I need to go see a Doc. I just cut my damned finger off.

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RideGrrl - What a great story :lol: Thanks

Ranger Bell, from the sound of it, you get more hacked off at some of the dumb clucks around here than you did when you actually got hacked off... (Oh dear. That was bad!)

And now for my story :) My kids were young when our dog had puppies. We were into show dogs at the time, and were very proud of the litter. When my mother in law called that week, my four year old daughter reported grandly, "We have two dogs and three bitches!" :shock: I'm pretty sure Grandma was NOT impressed... :roll:
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