Condom Boxes

Mitch · Post by **Mitch** » August 27th, 2004, 5:42 am

Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12.

A man walks into a drug store with his 13 years old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter of factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son...Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » August 27th, 2004, 11:55 am

Very nice Mitch. I like this one!

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » August 27th, 2004, 4:00 pm

LOL, that's a good one...

McD · Post by **McD** » August 28th, 2004, 2:40 am

Ha Good one.