Yield to Pedestrians

[Steadfast]

I pulled into the Veteran's Hospital parking lot this morning after showing my I.D. at the gate. I drove not more than 25 feet and this lady was going to cross the road I was on to walk to the building. I stopped and waved her to cross. She started a slow trot in her heels. Her jacket flew open revealing the biggest breast I have ever seen on a woman. They must have been at least a size 52GGG. As she jogged in her heels her breast began heaving up and down. On the down step her breast rose high fast and caught her in the mouth with such force it knocked her backwards, feet in the air head down....... boom. Her skirt rose down to her waist, she wore no undies. Legs splayed apart. She appeared unconscience. I didn't exit my vehicle and the officer who was at the gate come over to me to see why I stopped as traffic was obivously was backing up into the street. Then he saw the lady on the ground 20 feet in front of me, he turned to me and asked, "What happened?" I said, "Near as I could see officer, "she got busted in the mouth."


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