Lasik eye mishap

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Lasik eye mishap

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:::Flash:::

It has been reported by our local radio station, WKTU that a man undergoing corrective eye surgery blinked while the laser was on. The man's eyelid was irreparably damaged. It required that the man's foreskin would be used to replace the damaged eyelid. The operation was a success and the patient was interviewed afterward on his uniqueness.

Reporter: Sir, Is the eye okay? How do you feel?

Former patient: The operation was a success. However, I do feel cockeyed!
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Post by Oreo »

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats a good one
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Post by SRR2R »

Terry Welshan wrote:Does his eye swell shut when he looks at porn?
Any discharge if he looks at the porn for too long?
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Terry Welshan wrote:Does his eye swell shut when he looks at porn?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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