Probably the funniest thing to hit the interwebs lately.
I equate it to someone sending a dildo via a "Care Package" to a stud in Ranger School.....
Start with Angry "Army Mom", then, Pt 2, 3 and Veteran Hater.
I swear, if this doesn't have you rolling afterwards, you're not right in the head.......
Helicopter Mom
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Helicopter Mom
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US Army Retired 1977-1999
Remember, always be yourself....unless you're Batman. In that case, be Batman.
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US Army Retired 1977-1999
Remember, always be yourself....unless you're Batman. In that case, be Batman.
Re: Helicopter Mom
Th full series:centermass wrote:Probably the funniest thing to hit the interwebs lately.
I equate it to someone sending a dildo to stud in Ranger School.....
Start with Angry "Army Mom", then, Pt 2, 3 and Veteran Hater.
I swear, if this doesn't have you rolling afterwards, you're not right in the head.......
http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom/
http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt2/
http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt3/
http://the5b.com/veteran-hater/
Just reinforcing why I don't mess around with FriendFace.
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
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Re: Helicopter Mom
Epic... Just epic!..
We had a mom like that with one of the privates that worked for me at RTB. When he moved in the barracks, she bought him a wall locker full of food. The craziest shit was that she..
wait for it....
Did his fucking laundry for him! Not even fucking joking! I think they finally told her she was trespassing, and threatened to have her arrested.
The kid was a useless as a bag of salted dicks, and wound up getting chaptered for some stupid shit.. I think he pissed hot, but honestly, I didn't give two shits.
We had a mom like that with one of the privates that worked for me at RTB. When he moved in the barracks, she bought him a wall locker full of food. The craziest shit was that she..
wait for it....
Did his fucking laundry for him! Not even fucking joking! I think they finally told her she was trespassing, and threatened to have her arrested.
The kid was a useless as a bag of salted dicks, and wound up getting chaptered for some stupid shit.. I think he pissed hot, but honestly, I didn't give two shits.
B Co 3/75 '95-'99
4th RTB '00-'01
"ahh, Daniel-san.. When balance good, Karate good...everything good!.." K. Miyagi
4th RTB '00-'01
"ahh, Daniel-san.. When balance good, Karate good...everything good!.." K. Miyagi
Re: Helicopter Mom
That is the best thing I've read lately! Just spit water all over my phone, but it was worth it.
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B/2/121 Inf, 48th BCT Iraq 05-06
B/1/118 Inf, 218th BCT Afghan 07
I'm not stupid, I'm crazy...there is a difference.
B/2/121 Inf, 48th BCT Iraq 05-06
B/1/118 Inf, 218th BCT Afghan 07
I'm not stupid, I'm crazy...there is a difference.
Re: Helicopter Mom
Excellent read. Great responses!
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42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867