Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by
about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the
dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our
employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and
I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty
'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted for change... I gave it
to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
Lay-off Announcement
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Lay-off Announcement
A Co. 3/75 Ranger Regt. HQ Section Dec 85-June 86.
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Psalm 144:1 A Psalm of David. Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
HSC USAITC June 86-April 88
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Re: Lay-off Announcement
Most appropriate.
Ranger Class 13-71
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Re: Lay-off Announcement
I think Pres. Obama did likewise during the bailout of GM.
He closed all the NON-Demrocratic owned Dealer ships of GM despite the fact they were doing well.
Pres. Obama is way ahead of the CEO of this company.
He closed all the NON-Demrocratic owned Dealer ships of GM despite the fact they were doing well.
Pres. Obama is way ahead of the CEO of this company.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4