Mysterious Detroit Hum Upsets Canadians

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » April 30th, 2012, 9:58 pm

WINDSOR, Ontario – Last month, Bob Dechert, a senior aide to Canada's foreign minister, was dispatched to Detroit with an important diplomatic mission: to stop a highly-annoying noise.
The so-called Windsor hum, described as a low-frequency rumbling sound, has rattled windows and knocked objects off shelves in this border community just across the Detroit River from the Motor City. Locals have said it sounds like a large diesel truck idling, a loud boom box or the bass vocals of Barry White.
Residents in Windsor, Ontario, have blamed the hum for causing illness, whipping dogs into frenzies, keeping cats housebound and sending goldfish to the surface in backyard ponds. Many have resorted to switching on their furnace fan all season to drown out the noise.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/01 ... z1tce0BFLk

Jim · Post by **Jim** » May 1st, 2012, 1:52 am

Very interesting.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » May 1st, 2012, 1:53 am

Sucks to be Canadienne.

Baseplate · Post by **Baseplate** » May 1st, 2012, 2:45 am

"I am sorry to be a bother, eh, but your noise is breaking my stuff. Again sorry aboot the complaints" Random Canada Person

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » May 1st, 2012, 3:39 am

Its the sound of dozens of Founding Fathers spinning rapidly in their graves

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » May 1st, 2012, 5:27 am

Lunch wrote:Cop in Detroit: "What you doin standing back here in this alley with that crowbar..."
Suspect: "Ummmmmmmmmmm.....

Unemployment office officer: "Were you seeking work and available for work for the period of ..."
Dude in downtown Detroit: "Ummmmmmmmm"...

Recruiter at Detroit MEPS center: "have you ever used drugs or..."
Recruit in Detroit MEPS: "ummmmmmmmmm..."

Multiply this several thousand times a day, every day. Mystery solved.

I do believe you have a bright future in environmental science.

Cialis · Post by **Cialis** » May 4th, 2012, 4:49 am

My dear fellow Canadians. Please shut the fuck up and deal. Or just live out in the country like everyone else

Jim · Post by **Jim** » May 7th, 2012, 1:12 am

rgrokelley wrote:Its the sound of dozens of Founding Fathers spinning rapidly in their graves

And the sound of the American auto industry's death knell.

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » May 7th, 2012, 1:18 am

Isn't Detroit supposed to be coming back ?

Jim · Post by **Jim** » May 9th, 2012, 3:22 am

Flesh Thorn wrote:Isn't Detroit supposed to be coming back ?

Not very well. But, Detroit has the fastest-growing Islamic population.

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