MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

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Bushwack
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MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

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The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, such as headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

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Re: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

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Dangit wrote:Good ole gov't supported healthcare :D
Problem is, they are cutting funding again.
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Re: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

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I hear Barry is planning on taxing US Special Operators for "Disposal Fees" and "Environmental Impacts on the Sustainable Ocean Life" for illegal ocean dumping. Jus' sayin' :? :wink: :P
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