The sheer nightgown

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » January 17th, 2012, 6:39 am

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"

CharlieRanger1FFV · January 17th, 2012, 7:51 am

Hehehe . . .good one.

RLTW!!!

K.Ingraham · Post by **K.Ingraham** » January 17th, 2012, 10:14 am

There's a guy whose viagara prescription is going to expire before he gets to use it at home.

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » January 17th, 2012, 10:59 am

Have they scheduled his funeral yet?

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 17th, 2012, 11:52 am

I got a prescription for Viagra and found out that if you don't swallow it fast enough you get a stiff neck!

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