Auto Companies Merge

[Bushwack]

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for
women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the
'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able
to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is
and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can
be a real bitch to start in the morning! New models are initially fun to
own, but very expensive to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially have curb appeal (low price) but eventually have
an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with
age.

Not expected to reach collector status... best to lease one and replace each
year.

[colt1rgr]

As a Ranger............... THAT is some funny shit!

As a (ummm hmmmm) "thrice married man"................THAT is totally insensitive to women and violates my personal code of ethics.........

Note to self: Cut and paste this for use later!

[RangerX]

+Like

[RangerX]

You know, this makes me think about the bike. Sure, you have to get yourself everywhere you want to go, but it's a lot cheaper and you mainly just need to keep the chain lubed properly.

[Bushwack]

I agree with Ranger X, you don't want a "raw chain" from improper lube.

[Jim]

Reminds me that many years Volvo was acquired by Comet and the resulting auto was the Vomet.